Andrew Wagstaff

Dad, husband, runner, bird guy.

[Andrew Wagstaff @maritime_runner]

April 7 will mark the 49th anniversary of the @BlueJays first game, not the 50th. Why do so many struggle with understanding anniversaries? #bluejays #math

[Andrew Wagstaff @maritime_runner]

@ZannLenore I’m more excited than a tomcat in a room full of rocking chairs 😏

[The Tennessee Holler @TheTNHoller]

BILL BURR: “If someone’s working 160 hours a month and can’t make their rent, you’re not paying them enough. Maybe you should just be worth $900,000,000… How does a CEO take a f*cking 8 figure bonus and none of your employees have dental insurance?”

[Mike Nellis @MikeNellis]

Dr. Oz linking obesity to dementia while Trump’s slumped over at his desk is absolutely a choice...

[Chris Walder @WalderSports]

I was already a fan, but Dan Shulman and Buck Martinez were so damn good during the Toronto Blue Jays' run to the World Series.

Being able to have their play-by-play analysis throughout the playoffs and not being stuck with American feeds constantly was a blessing.

[Andrew Wagstaff @maritime_runner]

@SNETCampbell @chrisgreen86 Madison’s double take when you said it was pretty funny tho 🙂

[Andrew Wagstaff @maritime_runner]

Hey @ToddStottlemyre do you still keep in touch with that mayor of Philadelphia? 🙂

[Andrew Wagstaff @maritime_runner]

I don’t know for sure, but I’m pretty confident the folks whining about not being allowed to walk in the woods are the same ones who rarely walk beyond their fridge.

[Andrew Wagstaff @maritime_runner]

I wonder if @keithlaw is still picking the #BlueJays to finish last in the A.L. East this year. 🤔

[Andrew Wagstaff @maritime_runner]

Top of my wish list for the #BlueJays at the deadline would be to add more pitching, like a solid bullpen arm or another starter to help on the stretch. But if it’s a position player I’d rather see them pick up Kwan than Saurez, cause we already have Barger/Ernie at 3B.

[Andrew Wagstaff @maritime_runner]

@redfawn @MLBNetworkRadio Best team in the A.L. but totally ignored by U.S. baseball media. Reminds me of the 83-93 decade.

[Andrew Wagstaff @maritime_runner]

Now that @JonnyBones is retired, will he finally admit that he lost that @DomReyes fight? It was close but come on bro, Dom did enough to get 3 rounds.

[Andrew Wagstaff @maritime_runner]

How does this Jays team go from taking 2 of 3 from the D-backs and looking like a division contender, to getting trampled by the White Sox and looking like bush league bums? The transition was so immediate it’s like day to night.

[Andrew Wagstaff @maritime_runner]

@ManuIntiraymi Isn’t Roxann Dawson missing too? 🤔

[Andrew Wagstaff @maritime_runner]

@N8I @implausibleblog Your last election was literally bought by Elon Musk.
🇨🇦 democracy > 🇺🇸 democracy

[Andrew Wagstaff @maritime_runner]

@brianlilley So it could be good for us or it could be bad. Brilliant assessment.

[Andrew Wagstaff @maritime_runner]

@RpsAgainstTrump 1) Nice president you guys elected there. 2) Wouldn’t we be more than one state? We’re kinda bigger than you.

[Andrew Wagstaff @maritime_runner]

Both of these Canadian TV shows have been on the air for almost two decades! Which one will outlast the other?

[Andrew Wagstaff @maritime_runner]

Top 10 Movies of 2023:

1. Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse
2. Oppenheimer
3. The Holdovers
4. Past Lives
5. Poor Things
6. Anatomy of a Fall
7. Killers of the Flower Moon
8. American Fiction
9. The Boy and the Heron
10. Air

[Randy Rainbow @RandyRainbow]

Blank Space (Donald’s Version) 🎶🗳️🤍 #NewVideo #TaylorSwift #BlankSpace #DonaldsVersion #Parody