Mary

ya mom's a hoe▪️She/Hers

[Mary @marjgib]

"Hi my name is Trey and I have a basketball game tomorrooooow"

[Mary @marjgib]

@taylorgarron You could do a total religious rebrand by becoming “born again”

[Arar🪱 @absenseoffaith]

Second base is when i let u feel the dents on my head

[carter hambley @carterhambley]

worst part of Chernobyl probably that it happened on a saturday. that’s some monday bullshit fr!!!!!! my love to the fallen of course

[m @sus2chainz]

monday ass thursday omg ….

[inqilāb @tastefullysaucy]

That time when Norway had a butter shortage crisis around Christmas

[anne @lildovzz]

Happy veteran's day to my grandma. I'll never forget her stories of maintaining her spark while training under a tough drill sargent. Remembering her today 🤍

[KNICKS IN 5💙🧡💙🧡💙🧡 @alsostephenking]

sleepy joe you’ve got two months. go crazy. eliminate all student debt. legalize marijuana. make tampons and condoms free. ban cybertrucks. shit in the oval office’s air vent. kidnap barron. the world is your oyster buddy

[GOTHICC @frankenfemme_]

Me every time I listen to Like a G6. God what an amazing song. Getting slizzered???? FUCK!!!!

[GloRilla 🦍 @GloTheofficial]

Ok moose knuckle

[Caroline Renard @carolinerenard_]

You’ll be having a good day and here comes a cyber truck.

[💟 ᏦᏋᎩ ᏦᏋᎩ ᎷᎧᏁᎥᎤᏬᏋ 💟 @KeyKeytoMarz]

Next time I’m in Walmart I’m doing this

[Meech @MediumSizeMeech]

Edgar Allen Poe tryna distract his guests from the tell-tale heart beating beneath his floorboards

[Jasmine @itsmaybejasmine]

they saved me

[paris martineau @parismartineau]

some irish elementary school kids appear to have released the song of the summer

[alex @alex_abads]

an album? sean kingston did all of this in “beautiful girls”

[Mary @marjgib]

@charliabartl You standing on the bathtub 👌🏽👌🏽👌🏽

[Liv :P @liv_username]

It’s confusing to me that this isn’t John Early

[alex @alex_abads]

they would have loved Cowboy Carter