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Don't dare steal my sausage rolls

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@anon_opin Loud pipes save lives.

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@Music8924284878 @SA_Chery You bought a Chinese car, what did you expect?

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@theharts29 @thetimes They won't because they are all on finance, who lord knows where these will end up when they are 3 years old.

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@ChisieWeirdo @anon_opin You probably don't want to be following a Qashqui, the number plate light holder is usually held on with gaffer tape and likely to fall off

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@snowunpro @anon_opin You wouldn't let any of these out?

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@southeast_watch The 90's, then the 00's...

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@queenofswords6 And he can't organise enough Walkers to watch the game, idiot!

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@EuropeanBob26 He seems to be simultaneously on the hunt for Walkers crisps in LA, pouring a pint at home, and having beef with another ex football player at McDonalds, all in the same ad break.

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@AvonandsomerRob Good point 6. You can turn the Aircon on before you get in the car.

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@mrliamdurkin Might be busier if it wasn't £8.50 a pint.

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@C_Lankhurst @anon_opin Who'd be jealous of sleeping on the roof of a car?

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@CrimeLdn Was the camera man riding a horse?

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@anon_opin Yeah, but they've got wang noses.

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@uncreativetom Why would I want to go to London and then travel another 2 hours home when I can get of at Ashford and travel 30 minutes?

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@Favwontmiss How else are you supposed to clean your back?

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@AdamKinzinger The C+C music factory doesn't look like how I thought it would.

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@bretnason @justdavenow89 @ESugarloaf Child Support Agency material?

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@Ameer_Kotecha Or to not shop there.

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@dresserman Which store is this?

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@iamjonnyharvey I think being not very good as the sidekick on a political/lad-bants/post-watershed show means he might be good on Strictly