Märk Kråtzer

[Märk Kråtzer @mark3aurelius]

@JeremiahEL scent de' Vlad

[Märk Kråtzer @mark3aurelius]

0 to 100 real quick

[Märk Kråtzer @mark3aurelius]

This is how doctors in astrophysics act before a presentation. Goofy ass Kratzers http://t.co/m8XpC58ArI

[Märk Kråtzer @mark3aurelius]

Hungover, need to L

[lehighvalleylive.com @lehighvalley]

West Bethlehem residents implore city council not to turn Rose Garden into parking lot http://t.co/Guw86v3J1y

[Märk Kråtzer @mark3aurelius]

Smoking them dikes, I'm on that MaryfuckinJane

[Märk Kråtzer @mark3aurelius]

The only thing I hate about spring?Spiderwebs. I don't care who you are, walk in to one,boom! You're Bruce mothafuckin Lee! Fuckroospiders!

[Märk Kråtzer @mark3aurelius]

Don't be trapped by dogma, stay hungry and foolish. Wreckless and optimistic, your time is limited. Want it, then take it.

[Märk Kråtzer @mark3aurelius]

@j_fiorentino Bahahaha no sir you are not

[Märk Kråtzer @mark3aurelius]

@j_fiorentino name one girl who doesn't use her phone while it's charging.

[Märk Kråtzer @mark3aurelius]

@j_fiorentino how are you gonna use it when it's plugged in?

[Märk Kråtzer @mark3aurelius]

She ripps

[NFL on ESPN @ESPNNFL]

The @DallasCowboys go offense in the 5th round and select Devin Street, WR from Pittsburgh.

#DALPick

[Märk Kråtzer @mark3aurelius]

I don't understand why some black people always use the race card. I'm sorry but Jewish people had it way worse.

[Märk Kråtzer @mark3aurelius]

Is it too early to start? #CincoDeDrinko

[Märk Kråtzer @mark3aurelius]

@jmies0904 nothin a few beers can't fix

[Märk Kråtzer @mark3aurelius]

Pass blunts, not stds. Ya dirty fucks!

[Märk Kråtzer @mark3aurelius]

And so it begins!

[Märk Kråtzer @mark3aurelius]

Moe mondays>yo Mondays