Mark Conte

coffee, golf, poker, sleeping

[Mark Conte @mark6229]

@AJDelgado13 Shameless opportunist posting about a fellow shameless opportunist calling out another shameless opportunist lol when you google lack of self-awareness this tweet should be at the top.

[Mark Conte @mark6229]

Love the show, but listening to @FelgerAndMazz @bigjimmurray @TonyMassarotti draft the Bucks/Celtics rosters today was one of the most embarrassing sports segments I’ve ever heard. Sure it played well with the audience, but just bad.

[claire de lune @ClaireMPLS]

he’s the fucking best, man. the cool thing about this finals is whoever wins there’s someone to be super happy for

[Mark Conte @mark6229]

@DanLifshatz Dude, you are delusional. Everything is a ref conspiracy with you. They aren’t going to risk fixing a fucking Phoenix Milwaukee series, and if they do it’s just to make it go 7 games. Also, the Bucks shot 10 more free throws in a physical game. Probably the worst “fix” ever.

[Mark Conte @mark6229]

@DanLifshatz Lol yes. The nba tried to fix the game so the suns could go up 3-1 going back home. Genius.

[Mark Conte @mark6229]

@itsvegasdave On your way to where? The Cardano store?? The crypto outlets?

[Mark Conte @mark6229]

“I keep saying is that Jayson Tatum is probably the best scorer in the game today, right under Kevin Durant.”

@KendrickPerkins

Remember this 🗑??

#Celtics #NBA @OldTakesExposed

[Mark Conte @mark6229]

@Max_Lederman @getnickwright Lol dude, if the backboard didn’t get in the way that ball would have landed on causeway street. What if he slipped and fell and the ball hit off giannis’s head and bounced in? Still great shot? It’s ok to admit that shot was awful. Tatum won’t like you any less.... well maybe

[Mark Conte @mark6229]

@neeratanden Lol

[mike casca @cascamike]

10 years to the day after his famous 8+ hour filibuster against the extension of the bush tax cuts, bernie is again tonight on the senate floor fighting for working families. this time he’s trying to get direct payments to millions of people amid a pandemic.

[Tottenham Hotspur @SpursOfficial]

This goal will never get old.

😍 𝗛𝗲𝘂𝗻𝗴-𝗠𝗶𝗻 𝗦𝗼𝗻 😍

#THFC ⚪️ #COYS

[Secular Talk ([email protected]) @KyleKulinski]

Bernie did countless rallies for Biden, is anybody giving him credit for Biden's win? We know they immediately would've blamed him if Biden lost. These aren't honest actors it's a narrative war and they'll always work backwards from their conclusions.

[Mark Conte @mark6229]

@realDonaldTrump Lol

[Mark Conte @mark6229]

Hahahaha what the fuck??? Why are they so bad at making shit up?

[nikki mccann ramírez @NikkiMcR]

Tucker is claiming that his super-secret, extremely damming trove of documents about Hunter Biden was stolen while in the mail.

[Sacha Baron Cohen @SachaBaronCohen]

This was not the easiest movie to make. 

#BoratSubsequentMoviefilm

[Mark Conte @mark6229]

2020 🇺🇸

All Republicans: “he is killing her! Stop the fight!”
Moderate Dems: “she is murdering him! Call the cops!”
Progressives: “he won’t stop lying. She’s being intentionally evasive. She isn’t attacking enough. Fuck this guy. Kill me now”

#VPDebate2020

[Secular Talk ([email protected]) @KyleKulinski]

This game is so stupid. North Korea wants you over Biden. Who gives a fuck? Also, the market is totally socialized, propped up by trillions from the fed. Your economy blows and your covid response blows. Cut more stimulus checks and stfu you panicky bitch.

[Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds]

Vancouver: $5,000 to anyone who returns this bear to Mara. Zero questions asked. I think we all need this bear to come home.

[Scottie PIPM @scottiepipm]

K*ren: "Arrest me"

Cop: Okay

K*ren: 😲