Koko (literal gorilla)

Satisfactory

[Koko (literal gorilla) @Mark68002312]

I personally know 130k people who have texted me saying “lol, Outlook is down - wanna get drinks?”

And I said “yes” to all of them.

[Caroline Kane @CarolineKaneTX]

Microsoft is having a nationwide outage. MS is saying it’s 130k customers. It is not. I would estimate ten of millions as I know of no one’s Outlook across the US that is working right now. What’s the real story, @Microsoft

[Koko (literal gorilla) @Mark68002312]

@RandomSprint “I’m torn. They both have amazing FIPs”

[Koko (literal gorilla) @Mark68002312]

@RandomSprint Guys locker room talk “I’m looking for a girl with huge WAR”

[Koko (literal gorilla) @Mark68002312]

@QuetzalPhoenix Well then, welcome to the cargo cult

[Koko (literal gorilla) @Mark68002312]

If pornography is showing men something they want and rarely experience - “she wants him and is desperate to please him” - it’s a lot like watching people pretend to be super rich. Idealized. Unrealistic.

“Wish my life were like this phony thing” is a bad path to go down.

[wanye @xwanyex]

One of the most obvious things that’s going on with pornography is it that it’s the only place many men have ever seen a woman asking for it, begging for it, saying, “I need it, give it to me” and then they have to go back to their girlfriend or wife or whatever who has never once turned them on in this core manner.

[Koko (literal gorilla) @Mark68002312]

@allie__voss Need to step back on the evolutionary tree. Try sponges or yeast

[Koko (literal gorilla) @Mark68002312]

@cecsquared Don’t let the turkeys get you down

[Koko (literal gorilla) @Mark68002312]

They have two children. She bore them. Lord knows how much time and effort she’s put into ensuring he and the children have healthy food to eat and clean clothes to wear and sheets to sleep on and a thousand other things they can be grateful for.

And they’re both in their mid-60s. She looks fine.

He should apologize profusely and abjectly and let the chips fall where they may.

[Koko (literal gorilla) @Mark68002312]

@kingofthehood89 Amen to that. The “every day I wake up is a good day” people are on to something

[Koko (literal gorilla) @Mark68002312]

@kingofthehood89 Even the difficult parts of life are a gift. We should at least be grateful for the pleasant ones. And being grateful really does change you.

[Koko (literal gorilla) @Mark68002312]

@memeticsisyphus The thing is, he doesn’t want it to be “played out”, he wants it to be real. Everyone wants it to be unconditional and real

[Koko (literal gorilla) @Mark68002312]

@CrankyFed lol, no idea what you’re talking about but 100% agree

[Koko (literal gorilla) @Mark68002312]

Yeah. Currently my biggest problem is that I’m not sure I’ve correctly explained edge cases and their handling. If I have, they’ll almost certainly be handled. Sometimes the LLM will want to put some unnecessary edge-case logging and alerting in that I have to remove because it’s annoying

[Koko (literal gorilla) @Mark68002312]

I’m tired of this debate being dominated by people my children’s age. I know long-term happily married people are at a numerical disadvantage on X, but if you’re out there, back me up.

It’s perfectly normal for your wife’s desire for you to wax and wane. Even in perfectly good marriages.

Statistically, once/week hits the “optimally happy marriage” mark. More is fine. Less is generally suboptimal. But have some perspective.

The “she should be begging for it - skill issue!” people are just wrong. It’s not a skill issue, it’s a “both you and your wife are real people” thing, and not an issue at all. In normal good marriages there will be long stretches where your libidos will be mismatched. This is normal and not even slightly unhealthy.

“It’s been a while, should we try for tonight or tomorrow?” (pay attention to the response) is just part of marriage.

If you’re talking to the person who bore your children, helps make your house a home, makes sure you’re eating well (etc.), you can work with her.

[wanye @xwanyex]

One of the most obvious things that’s going on with pornography is it that it’s the only place many men have ever seen a woman asking for it, begging for it, saying, “I need it, give it to me” and then they have to go back to their girlfriend or wife or whatever who has never once turned them on in this core manner.

[Koko (literal gorilla) @Mark68002312]

@Strangeland_Elf Yeah, that’s nuts

[Koko (literal gorilla) @Mark68002312]

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[Koko (literal gorilla) @Mark68002312]

@FamedCelebrity This sounds familiar. Like I’ve heard it recently. 🤔

[Koko (literal gorilla) @Mark68002312]

@Strangeland_Elf Even the Catholic Church would likely recognize separation and civil divorce as valid options here.

[Koko (literal gorilla) @Mark68002312]

@HansFiene We all make mistakes