Mark Ashton

Sports fan, wine drinker and believer that when I grow up I might open the batting for England

[Iona Stephen @Iona_Stephen]

Re tweet if you fancy a game at the home of golf in 2024 😍🤞🏼

[Mark Ashton @mark_ashton]

@uglygame @JonRahmpga @livgolf_league leaves you all warm and fuzzy?

[Mark Ashton @mark_ashton]

@TimBrewster2020 @LewesGolfClub @consolidateTurf @robwelford1 @stephencasburn @alan_aquatrols @Aquatrols Nice view from the office.. despite the weather course is looking amazing

[Mark Ashton @mark_ashton]

@dallaglio8 @SixNationsRugby @rugbyworldcup I’d set the bar lower - how about a try from a winger against tier 1 opposition?

[Mark Ashton @mark_ashton]

Player short in the backs and Eng keep it in the scrum and lose the ball.. #headless

[Mark Ashton @mark_ashton]

#ENGvSAM was trying to think which England player is having a good game? Easier to turn water into wine - absolute rubbish

[Mark Ashton @mark_ashton]

England the slowest and most predictable team in the RWC. Clueless #ENGvSAM

[Mark Ashton @mark_ashton]

@authorjwhittle I think Lewes 3rd XV would fancy their chances

[Mark Ashton @mark_ashton]

@AndyGoode10 Utterly wrong.. no intention to use his arm, body position all wrong to make the tackle.. should be 6 to 8 weeks and then he can learn to tackle (again)

[Mark Ashton @mark_ashton]

#walvseng #englandrugby England rugby team must be great at playing cards or tennis because they’ve clearly done no rugby practice #uttershite

[Mark Ashton @mark_ashton]

@simonharris_mbd So GB News has exactly 20 viewers.. about right

[Mark Ashton @mark_ashton]

#bbcsport can you see into the future?

[Mark Ashton @mark_ashton]

@f_lindblom @DunningGolf @palmgolfco I hit the longest drive of my life on that very hole.. took me a further 7 to get the ball in the hole @JohnCrossan

[Mark Ashton @mark_ashton]

#theashes did I just read England caught a catch? Wow!

[Mark Ashton @mark_ashton]

@andrewcatchpole Definitely, was checking out the Hut @ Rathfinny this last weekend.. ?

[Mark Ashton @mark_ashton]

@BrettLee_58 might be my fav cricketer

[FLAT EARTHERS ARE BELLENDS @ShirtsDavid]

@terrychristian @piersmorgan https://t.co/97YGBiyQdS

[Mark Ashton @mark_ashton]

@TimBrewster2020 @LewesGolfClub Butterfly's might like the long rough.. not so friendly for the golfers :-)

[Mark Ashton @mark_ashton]

#TheAshes2023 does anyone find watching England batting hard work - I’ve had to switch off. It’s so completely mindless..

[Mark Ashton @mark_ashton]

There is no place for Northampton scrum-half Alex Mitchell, with Danny Care, Ben Youngs, and Jack van Poortvliet the only remaining nines.
Oh Shit! The slowest 3 scrum halves in world rugby