Mark Bertolini

Comic book writer - Feeder / Strange Case / Bigfoot Frankenstein/ The Argus / Bastard’s Waltz / Scum of the Earth / Knowledge. He/Him.

[Thomas Massie for Congress @MassieforKY]

Sir, we have Trump disappointment syndrome. When you said no new wars, we took it to heart, and a few of us meant it.

[Morgan J. Freeman @mjfree]

❌❌❌ DONALD TRUMP & JEFFREY EPSTEIN ARE SEX TRAFFICKERS and I’m gonna post this every day so nobody forgets exactly who these monsters are and why the incriminating portions of The Epstein Files have suddenly disappeared ❌❌❌

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

As this decrepit, decaying, delusional POS continues his assault on democracy, the press, and basic decency, one can only wonder why the fuck Jake Tapper is busy attacking Jill Biden.

Fuck you too, Jake Tapper. I will never, EVER buy any of your books.

[Mark Bertolini @mark_bertolini]

@Hammertoe86 @golub Super disturbing - he’s lying on Strawberry Shortcake sheets…

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

Trump the idiot... thought that Massie, Cornyn and Cassidy were "immediately" "kicked out of Congress" after he defeated them in the GOP primaries.

He didn't realize they can still vote until the Christmas recess.

So did a lot of the MAGA morons.

[Mark Bertolini @mark_bertolini]

@Mollyploofkins Because Trump’s an asshole.

[Mark Bertolini @mark_bertolini]

@DougWahl1 If I wasn’t already not going to watch it, adding this weepy gasbag to the show would 100% make me skip it.

[Mark Bertolini @mark_bertolini]

@Parodyjeffx “Sniff…it’s what Charlie would have wanted…”

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

George W. Bush: ZERO trades
Barack Obama: ZERO trades
Joe Biden: ZERO trades

trump: 3,700 TRADES

TRUMP IS CORRUPT AF.

[Staff Sergeant Johnson @Colonel_Myway]

UNPOPULAR OPINION: Kaitlin Collins is a fine reporter who takes her job seriously... She isn't there to look pretty for Trump... The other reporters in the room are cowards... Trump is a buffoon...

[Mark Bertolini @mark_bertolini]

@Microinteracti1 So zesty.

[Harry Sisson @harryjsisson]

Hunter Biden just called out the Trump family corruption. I’m so glad he’s on this app. It’s needed to push back on the MAGA crazies

[Congresswoman Yassamin Ansari @RepYassAnsari]

Nothing to see here. Just our clearly deteriorating president attacking women and the free press. For the millionth time, without any consequences.

[Hunter Biden 2028 @HunterFor2028]

Hunter Biden on Stephen Miller: "There's something f*cked up about that motherf*cker"

[Democratic Wins Media @DemocraticWins]

BREAKING: In a stunning moment, Republican Senator Bill Cassidy just personally blamed Donald Trump for the rise in healthcare costs in our country. Woah.

[💙Brittney💙 @AZ_Brittney]

Hunter Biden on X is just what we needed!

I stand with Hunter against the trolls!

Who’s with me? 👇

[💙🌊 Zero Dark Twenty-Nine 🌊🌊🖋️🧫 @herotimeszero]

Joe Biden stood by his son through his entire time as an addict.

Donald Trump chose golf over his son's wedding.

One is a father. The other is a mother******.

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

You will never see a photo like this of Trump and his sons.

[guyfelicella🇨🇦🍁 @guyfelicella]

Hunter Biden has done more for Twitter in the last 48 hours than Elon has done since he bought it. I haven't laughed this much since before the app became a digital asylum. 😂🔥

[CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism]

🚨HOLY SHIT BALLS! After being MISSING for a week after his hospital visit, Trump called a cabinet meeting out of the blue and can BARELY KEEP HIS EYES OPEN. He is losing consciousness in his seat.

This is absolutely nuts.