Mark Cuddy

[Morning Brew ☕️ @MorningBrew]

If this isn't fixed by tomorrow then no one has to go to work

[Mark Cuddy @Mark_Cuddy]

@stuartpstevens You went 2 for 5. Maybe you should have listened to some of those donors and insiders.

[Mark Cuddy @Mark_Cuddy]

@AlexandriaVATES What can we expect for trash pick up this week? We typically have ours picked up on Wednesday, but it got picked up today despite services being suspended.

[Mark Cuddy @Mark_Cuddy]

Airlines misnamed the seat options. It should be aisle, arm rests (not middle), and window. Easy fix to promote civility while flying. Otherwise, it won't be too long until the middle seat person starts closing and opening the window shade. @AmericanAir @Delta @_VirginAmerica

[Mark Cuddy @Mark_Cuddy]

The artwork in the vet's office is 🔥

[Mark Cuddy @Mark_Cuddy]

"Jim, Crystal is out so we need you to also do the maps."

Jim: "I haven't done the maps for 10 years."

"...."

Jim: "right, got it. You won't be disappointed."

[Latif Nasser @latifnasser]

Last year, a coworker randomly asked me to hand-deliver an antique violin across the country. I said yes, because why not. I had no idea what I was getting into, and now I need your help. A 🧵

[Mark Zuckerman @MarkZuckerman]

Official paid attendance tonight: 10,754. The second-lowest in Nationals history.

[Mark Cuddy @Mark_Cuddy]

@aawadall https://t.co/5XgPRZqCYc

[Mark Cuddy @Mark_Cuddy]

@charmcitylwy Sonar was great. It would still be around if it had better owners. https://t.co/QHBagwg6jR

[Mark Cuddy @Mark_Cuddy]

@DallasZoo pspspsps might work @waDNR

[Arlington Department of Environmental Services @ArlingtonDES]

If they can fit in the service truck, discarded items like mattresses and furniture can be left curbside for regular collection or scouting by the Nationals.
Check here: https://t.co/eF58l2aNJ6.

[Matt Hunziker 🍉 @matthunzi]

Guide for anyone new to baseball:

The Mariners are Greek tragedy: the fall of the hero at the hand of destiny, led by god-like icons to the depths of suffering

The Mets are Shakespearean tragedy: the fall of the hero at their own hands, ensemble cast, deeply comedic

[envil ~ is in mourning 🪽🐍💔 @darkwillowz]

My favourite running joke in Flight of the Conchords is the New Zealand posters in Murray's office: A Thread 🧵

[PoPville @PoPville]

Pablo the puppy stolen at gunpoint has been found, repeat, Pablo has been found!! Please continue to keep your eyes peeled for Bruno https://t.co/fKVPvN7n4X

[Abby Sev @abbysev]

Offering $5,000 reward for the safe return of our puppy, no questions asked, can meet wherever. He was taken from us at gunpoint yesterday in DC. We just want him home. #SavePablo

[Abby Sev @abbysev]

@PoPville our puppy Pablo was robbed from us at gunpoint outside CVS on 8th Street this afternoon. He has a blue eye and is 11 weeks. The robbers will likely try to sell him; please keep an eye out on Craigslist and Facebook. We are devastated.