mark_jordan 🇺🇦

I write enchanting stories about free thinkers rebelling against repressive societal norms.

[mark_jordan 🇺🇦 @mark_jordan]

This is what happens when good-hearted people (as opposed to sociopaths) earn great wealth. We need more Dollys and far fewer of the other guys.

[mark_jordan 🇺🇦 @mark_jordan]

@DzintraSullivan A panic attack

[mark_jordan 🇺🇦 @mark_jordan]

I always heard it was half your age PLUS seven years. Even by his own math, half of 42 is 21 and subtracting seven from 21 is... still statuatory rape.

[Sigurdur Nordal @essenviews]

Almost never?

[Scotland National Team @ScotlandNT]

Superb from Ben Doak. Superb from John McGinn.

We're in the lead late on at Hampden 💪

#SCOCRO

[Papa Woof und Krampus und Bleaken @woofknight]

WKRP in Cincinnati Turkey Drop https://t.co/idgYBaUre1 via @YouTube

[mark_jordan 🇺🇦 @mark_jordan]

@DzintraSullivan Me too... yikes...

[mark_jordan 🇺🇦 @mark_jordan]

This.

[mark_jordan 🇺🇦 @mark_jordan]

@JaeMargal Your own body part?

[mark_jordan 🇺🇦 @mark_jordan]

@JaeMargal At least I now know where my pumpkin went last night, and that it's being cared for properly.

[mark_jordan 🇺🇦 @mark_jordan]

@ClaraElenaDice @JaeMargal Exactly! A couple are reasonably sane, then there's...

[mark_jordan 🇺🇦 @mark_jordan]

@JaeMargal If they're struggling, it takes as long as it takes. If they're hiding the struggle, then it usually takes longer. If they're a narcissist, no time at all. And if they're a third-culture kid, just tell them it's like they moved and they'll get over it.

[Ricky Davila @TheRickyDavila]

This.

[mark_jordan 🇺🇦 @mark_jordan]

This.

[mark_jordan 🇺🇦 @mark_jordan]

@peshjoe19 @JaeMargal I had 96% too... but it probably is dropping as I scroll through these comments.

[mark_jordan 🇺🇦 @mark_jordan]

@DzintraSullivan "I'm too old for you."

[mark_jordan 🇺🇦 @mark_jordan]

@jeffieagle These are great fun and riff off what's really happening.