yung shawarma

stinky

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vegans refuse to eat honey because they prefer human slave labour over insect women-led unionized labour

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Forever starts tomorrow
but today is tonight
#wisdom

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female birds male birds

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tacos so good they had me adding spanish to my duolingo

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cottagecore is just gay tradwifeism

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they call me Gaussian the way i'm defined by mu(ing) and (being a) sigma

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gear 5 is just the power of being silly final form #ONEPIECE1072

[Everything Out Of Context @EverythingOOC]

Bro Survived the battle of Waterloo 😭

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@netflix if you guys don't get Nick and Vanessa Lachey to my house right now to give me a little apology kiss on the forehead i will be sad

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Jordan Peterson rting fetish porn genuinely believing it to be footage of Chinese man-milking farms is the funniest thing to happen this year ngl be serious bro

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@tjistrendy yes but it's distributed to the whole store based on hours worked. I used to get an average of $3-5 a week from tips...

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Meghan Trainor just kinda shows up every now and then with some Winners / Department Store commercial music. If this came on i'd start looking for the skip ad button

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checking snap map in hometown: who do i need to avoid
checking snapmap on campus: who am i giving a random high-five to

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i poopied

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in shock for a solid 20s there staring him in the face... they're hiding in the walls people

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so when i say "jesus would have gotten mad shordies" it's blasphemy but every year we can say "he is rizzin'" and that's fine?

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peepeepoopoo

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the best part about going to the gym is sitting in ur car parked outside the gym for an hour and 3 minutes before going inside