dark mark

in my yo mama boyfriend era

[dark mark @mark_mardo]

Playboi Carti is this generation's James Brown

[watter🔜GCX @justaddwatter]

DESTINY IS $25 FOR EVERYTHING

THIS VALUE IS ABSURD

[Billy Jarrett @billyjarrettugh]

Oh my fucking god??

[Legion Hoops @LegionHoops]

Stephen A. Smith claps back at Trump:

“The brother wasn't awake. If it was that important for you to be there, why did you look like you were asleep? Didn't you call out former President Joe Biden, 'Sleepy Joe'? Well, what should we call you?”

(via @FirstTake, h/t @NBA__Courtside)

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

First trailer for ‘NINTENDO SWITCH SPORTS RESORT’.

Releasing on October 22.

[Brennan Murphy @brenonade]

Trump eats his pizza folded, New York style

[Brennan Murphy @brenonade]

Trump eats some fries at the game

[ESPN @espn]

Alien sighted in The Garden 🛸

[CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism]

HE COST TAX PAYERS MILLIONS OF DOLLARS TO SLEEP THROUGH THE ENTIRE GAME.

WHAT THE F*CK WAS THE POINT.

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

no way trump shut down new york city streets and delayed everything just to nap during the game😭😭

[CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism]

DONALD TRUMP HAS FALLEN ASLEEP AT THE NBA FINALS IN MADISON SQUARE GARDEN.

[Vril Nye @VrilNyeX]

“Just bomb whoever you want, we have the entire US government raping kids on video”

[That COMICBOOK Guy @Culture3ase]

When Kratos uses the fabled Gjallarhorn to declare war on Odin. Sekhmet and Begtse start panicking when the horn has been blown, indicating Ragnarok has already begun.

[𝗏𝗎𝗅𝗀𝖺𝗋𝗊𝗎𝖾𝖾𝖿𝗂𝗇𝗀 @vulgarqueefing]

chest pains after jerking off #ggs

[jessica 🤍◡🤍 @rossman__]

New York wit remains unmatched

[Hamilton Nolan @hamiltonnolan]

It is extremely important to the entire United States of America that tomorrow night at the Knicks game they show Trump on the big screen and everyone boos and then they immediately show Zohran on the big screen and everyone cheers. Please have this teed up @TheGarden

[Oh No He Didn't @ohnohedidnt24]

Josh Hart:

"I kind of wish the ticket prices weren't as crazy as they are. I feel like a lot of people who have been waiting for this moment for a very long time unfortunately aren't able to get into the building. The cheapest ticket $7K, $8,000. That's ridiculous"

[DOOM @DOOM]

This summer Hell freezes over.
DOOM: The Dark Ages | Revelations launches on July 7

[Charlie Santana @SANTANABURNER7]

Probably the ugliest girl I’ve seen in my entire life slid me this instead of a tip at work. Kinda sucks that there’s a 90% chance I’m texting her bombed at 3 AM tonight but I’m in no condition to be turning down free hole as of late #dryspell #YouEitherHungryOrYouNot

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

The assault on an NYPD officer outside Madison Square Garden last night was unacceptable.

New Yorkers are rightfully excited about the Knicks' historic Finals run, and we want fans to celebrate this moment together. There is, however, no place for violence, and no tolerance for attacks on police officers.

Thank you to the officers who worked to keep fans safe throughout the night, and we wish the injured officer a speedy recovery.

The overwhelming majority of New Yorkers celebrated responsibly, and I urge everyone to continue doing so as the Finals return to New York.