Mark Mastroianni

christmas music hate account. hobbies include: reporting HR emails as phishing

[SleeperGuardians @SleeperGuards]

Ad in The Plain Dealer this morning 😳

(via @reflog18)

[trash jones @jzux]

love when a company complains about employee "time theft" like they aren't out here stealing the best years of our life

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

You’re an American Hero, Brady Tkachuk.

[Mark Mastroianni @mark_mastroiann]

@pollsbymaddie Option 3 - pineapple juice vodka

[Polls by Maddie 2.0 @pollsbymaddie]

my friend Mark wants to know if you like BLT’s or not

[William Quintana @WillQuintanaX]

Remember to leave out milk & cookies for Terry tonight

[Always the Jake @JacobsFieldRBW]

I regret to inform you that Josh Naylor may have spread his rabies to the clubhouse today.

[I Have A Msg For You & You’re Not Gonna Like It @TheDougFiles]

I think if you use your phone in a theater after the trailers end and the actual movie starts, you should go to jail forever

[DUTTS @jeffersondutton]

Big Bird is like 3000 times the size of a bird. "Big" doesn't even begin to describe it. They should call him the yellow freak

[Polls by Maddie 2.0 @pollsbymaddie]

My friend Mark wants to know which chips ahoy are better. I personally am not a huge chips ahoy gal

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Happy Thanksgiving

[Max Steele @maxasteele]

You're emailing me? It's the Friday before the week of Thanksgiving in the month before the winter holidays, and you're emailing me??

[Mike The Situation ☝🏻 @ItsTheSituation]

Emergency alert 🚨

[Polls by Maddie 2.0 @pollsbymaddie]

candy corn

[Casey Drottar @CDrottar19]

My god Tom Hamilton’s full call is one for the ages

[McNeil @REFLOG18]

43 years ago today-

“DO YOU BELIEVE IN MIRACLES?! …”
“YES!!!”

USA 🇺🇸 4 USSR 🇷🇺 3

[Mark Mastroianni @mark_mastroiann]

@rk__allday ain’t no laws

[Mark Mastroianni @mark_mastroiann]

@lilwiegs just calls for more airport beers