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guitar for @Erick_Willis

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@AlwaysColinMe @ayemwhyes

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@AlwaysColinMe @ayemwhyes

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@t_cain33 Did he just not agree with your choices or?

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@AlwaysColinMe I bet you’ll need this shirt now

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@t_cain33 Pro tip: avoid getting any notices at all by getting a toll tag

[King woobs @TimbitMcNugget]

I’ve gotta give props to #ChrisRock for holding back the joke he thought right then and there about another man having will smiths wife in their mouth

[Jimmy O'Brien @Jomboy_]

Will Smith smacks Chris Rock, a breakdown

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Imagine sucker punching Chris Rock on national TV and he just laughs about it as you walk away.

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@ayemwhyes So you weren’t reporting your tips to the IRS?

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@t_cain33 I used to let them give me their pitch every time. Easy way to get one of your rooms vacuumed really good.

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@ayemwhyes @GregAbbott_TX So, Chad Prather then?

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@DrewHarakal @Moaderboat Im gonna buy a double neck and only string up one neck.

[Spike Cohen @RealSpikeCohen]

*sigh*

LAPD has been seizing fireworks in anticipation of July 4, because fireworks are dangerous in the wrong hands.

Then they decided to detonate them all at once.

In a truck parked in the middle of the road.

And didn't bother evacuating the area.

So, guess what happened.

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@Clopezmusic covering the highwaymen is 👌🏼

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@ayemwhyes You could take me on vacation to literal hell and I wouldn’t miss whiskey garden. In fact I’d probably be thinking, at least I’m not at whiskey garden. Probably the only time I’d ever miss whiskey garden is if I got dragged from whiskey garden to varsity tavern.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

If there’s ever a scandal about me, *please* call it Elongate

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@ayemwhyes Well. To be fair they did tell you wearing the cowboy hat was mandatory.

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@t_cain33 @Reidfarris Anytime

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