Mark Newberg

Amex holder since 1985, enjoys @JazzFest

[Mark Newberg @mark_newberg]

I was on Hunter Biden’s laptop and found the Epstein files.

[Mark Newberg @mark_newberg]

Does @taylorswift13 know who @DaveVonRonk is?

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If Billy Joel dies from a heart attack do you think it will be reported as a ‘heart attack-ack-ack-ack-ack’?

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Adolph was a perfectly good name until the Hitlers used it for their son.

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Her actual name was McGill. She referred to herself as Lil, but everyone addressed her as Nancy.

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Santa Clause is bi-poler.

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I’m changing the meaning of ‘wtf’. From now on it means ‘with the family’.

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@1SpencerGarrett No, but I did see you on ‘NCIS’ where Kenzie kicked your ass.

[Mark Newberg @mark_newberg]

Teeth are like breast; if they look too perfect to be real, they probably aren't.

[Mark Newberg @mark_newberg]

If they ever make a movie of 'Bachelor In Paradise' I want to play Grocery Store Joe.

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Do they still call it reefer?

[Mark Newberg @mark_newberg]

Can't wait for Lin-Manuel Miranda's next. 'Winston' should be great.

[Mark Newberg @mark_newberg]

@Christy_StJohn Please don't go into porn.

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@Christy_StJohn I'd like to teach the world to sing.

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Happy Bloomsday!!

[Mark Newberg @mark_newberg]

@netflix @RobertDowneyJr The Marcel Marceau Podcast

[Brad Williams @funnybrad]

Coming Summer 2022
starring Vin Diesel

[Mark Newberg @mark_newberg]

My new pronouns are building/condo.

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I will be appearing as Uncle Vanya at the Pasadena Playhouse all this month. Come backstage after the show.

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@ShutupLutz Check out this site, John. https://t.co/FmxQCOfPQb