Earl Cardigan

one hand can wash the other, both hands can wash the face

[fatai @fataidtb]

go buy a zip of weed, hit the club, pay for bout 10 niggas to get in, we crunk, lit, in dis bitch

[Hana 🧡 @HanaHoops]

Bro is literally homelander

[Cristiano Ronaldo @Cristiano]

RIP THE SCRIPT @Nike

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[Omoalhaja @omoalhajaabiola]

It’s hard to bounce back. Please manage your finances well

[Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer]

By age 25, your circle should consist of:
-a Spellcaster
-a Healer
-a Tank
-and a Rogue

your network is your net worth

[Brian Graham 🦬 @iroasmas]

playing hide-and-seek with 3yo son. just the two of us. he wants to hide together. we are hiding together. we are in the closet. it’s perfectly dark. we’re very cramped. there is no one looking for us. i am trying to explain this. he is laughing uncontrollably

[Brisk @BriskQ]

I think you a lil slow if you posting AI pics of yourself

[☆ @THEUN1VRSE]

We used to watch Xiaolin Showdown and run outside and beat the brakes off each other

[Earl Cardigan @mark_riggy]

First day

[Xavier's Online @xaviersonline_]

Being born into a klan family is an insane spawn point I never even considered

[Thickianaa 🍑💦😮‍💨 @Slimebarbie38]

Whoever made Billy & Mandy had to be high af. How tf the Grim Reaper Jamaican

[𝕊ડs𝕥ꪗꪶꪖr ✰ @wtfisSss]

You’ll be at the lowest point of your life and someone will just say “go to the gym” nigga FUCK you

[‏ً @BALUCIAGA]

you enjoy a little hobby and people will say you need to make it into a business. we’re in capitalist hell.

[eevie @0xeevie]

Opening this app is like lighting a cigarette

[Bilal 🎀⛷️ @weirdngkid]

shaving your dick feels like performing surgery

[masha @masha_slp]

instagram be finding ppl you just seen at the red light

[BoofPaxkMooky @BoofPaxkMooky]

Niggas be thinking cuz u laid back u won’t lean forward

[y @ysuckme]

you better pray when you up, just like you pray when you down.

[Earl Cardigan @mark_riggy]

@DiamondNutsGuy Peanut butter