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#freepalestine

[Jakonyango @Ja_Konyango]

Politicians reasoning, "let's tax you like the UK but Give you the development of Uganda"

[Eng. Karis | MSC | @Briankariu]

When we ask why taxes are soo high, we are compared to UK and Singapore.
When we ask why our debt is so high, they talk about Japan and their gdp to debt ratio.
But healthcare? Infrastructure? Education? Quality of life? Suddenly, we are comparable to Uganda and Tanzania

[The Standard Digital @StandardKenya]

More than 20 Kenyan doctoral students studying in Germany could face deportation after the government failed to remit millions of shillings required under a joint scholarship programme with the German Academic Exchange Service (DAAD).

Official correspondence between DAAD, the National Research Fund (NRF) and the Ministry of Education shows that the programme, which currently supports 24 PhD students, has effectively collapsed after Kenya stopped paying its share of student funding in 2024.

https://t.co/VcDYy5cshl

[A. Ayofe @abdullahayofel]

For decades, the script was simple:

Africa drills the oil,
the West refines it,
and Africa buys it back at triple the price, with gratitude. Imagine that!

Now Dangote came with a 650,000-barrel-per-day “plot twist.”

-The first migraine hit when U.S. fuel export numbers started twitching. West Africa, that loyal customer, suddenly said, “No thanks, we’ll refine it at home.” Imagine selling umbrellas in a desert, that’s how America feels right now in the diesel market.

-Then came the second headache, the petrodollar sneeze. If Nigeria starts trading refined products in naira, yuan, or even “AfriPay,” that’s a direct jab at Uncle Sam’s global ATM. The dollar doesn’t like competition; it catches inflation fever when others sneeze independence.

-Third pain: The geopolitical thermometer just went up. Africa’s biggest refinery means fewer oil tankers from Texas, and more from Lagos to Lome, under African control. That’s not energy trade; that’s energy freedom. And freedom, apparently, is bad for business.

-Fourth dose: The U.S. isn’t happy seeing Nigeria shaking hands with China and India on refinery deals. It’s like watching your ex build a mansion with your rival. The refinery runs on Chinese funding and Indian technology, two things America used to monopolize.

-And finally, the fifth and deadliest headache, the symbolism.
Dangote didn’t just build a refinery; he built a mirror, showing Africa what it could’ve been decades ago if it stopped outsourcing its future.

Now Washington can’t just send “economic advisers” and “development loans” with fancy conditions anymore. Africa might soon say, “Thanks, but we’ve got this.”

So Dangote’s refinery isn’t just refining oil, it’s refining pride, power, and perspective.
And for the first time, the biggest gas leak in the room isn’t from Nigeria, it’s from America’s nerves.
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MAB✍️

May Nigeria Succeed
God bless Africa
God bless the black race

[Ciru Muriuki 🇰🇪🪬 @CiruMuriuki]

And suddenly someone decided Christians were being persecuted and he needs to save them. 🤭

[🇰🇪🇵🇸 @mark_silla]

@Miss_Muthoni_ try cycling

[s @livaldovinos]

This is the plot of Severance

[Pasquale Minervini @PMinervini]

"in 2025 we will have flying cars" 😂😂😂

[Jake. @YedIin]

99.9% sure that Elon Musk is a supervillian. Remember this tweet when he takes over the world.

[Pope Francis – ARCHIVE @Pontifex266Arch]

Our societies are too enslaved to market logic, and everything risks being subject to self-interest and the quest for profit. Volunteering is prophecy and a sign of hope, because it bears witness to the primacy of gratuitousness, solidarity, and service to those most in need.

[LADY M³💜 @MapulaMokgosang]

He killed two black women at his farm and fed their bodies to pigs then cried like a victim in court. This is how manipulative Elon's people are.

[bald @featureswifts]

my brain hurts

[Bashene 🇿🇦 @B_shene_A]

White Americans are weird. They banned some Chinese products simply because they were Chinese. They even want to own 50% of TikTok because they believe it’s a Chinese product. Now that this twat named Elon has to comply with our laws, they come up with nonsense.

[🔻 ☭ April! ☭ 🏳️‍⚧️ @ArtJbing]

It's called "we came to your country, blew up your infrastructure, destabilized the region, murdered your families, and now we're sad about it"

[Evil Unalaq. @okayyyyylaura]

A DRUNK/INTOXICATED PERSON CANNOT CONSENT YOU AIRHEADS WTF.

[Millan @Oliat_]

Dear Kenyans, no amount of hardwork will save you from the government's incompetence.

[𝓒𝓸𝓶𝓶𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓮𝓻 🏴‍☠️ @c0mmandderr]

In primary school, you could be having the worst day, then you check your bag and find your juice bottle leaking

[Auntie! 👄🏵 @JessicaOpiyo]

Things stopped being 300 and 500 bob. Now it’s all 3k and 5k. With the same wages. 🥺