Mark Smallman

Mountaineer, around the world yachtsman, pioneer of whale to human communication, Tupperware salesman of the year. Well known for lying about my achievements

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@explorebeauty12 Her life

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@explorebeauty12 74

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@jtheleast Don't trust a thing this account says. Can't understand why anyone would believe this bull

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@1974wastheyear @BBCNews Think he has a point. As a English person I would like money from the Italians for what the Romans did to us . I also think the French should get their hands in their pockets for what the Norman's did . Or maybe the German's for dragging us into 2 wars . No let's not bother lol

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@1974wastheyear @SkySportsPL Slim shady ?

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@1974wastheyear @SkySportsPL Show business mate . Self promotion is all part of the game .

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@1974wastheyear @SkySportsPL He is doing mate . What's more he's making a shit load of money doing it. But to be fair it's not like Liverpool don't buy out of contract players. It's a job in the entertainment industry it's all about money in the end

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@charliersmith1 Battery and Loki

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@1974wastheyear @BBCSport No mate! He definitely wanted to be kissed

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@1974wastheyear @SkySportsNews At least! I can't believe a player standing in a offside position while backing into the keeper as the ball is being crossed into the box isn't interfering with play . If he wasn't interfering with the keeper what was he doing there ?

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@1974wastheyear @henrywinter Isn't that call pulling a Stevie G lol

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@VictoriaCoren You could review vape kits and kill two birds with one stone 😆

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@1974wastheyear @OfficialFFTV Not quite the same as the goal scoring player didn't run into the space created by the blocker standing offside. I tried like hell to make it a offside as wanted N F to win

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@1974wastheyear @SkySportsNews Don't think the block was the problem so much as he was standing in a offside position to do it . You can bet that will be picked up by VAR much more from now on

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@1974wastheyear @FootbaIIFckUps Is that a red card and a three match ban or is it going to VAR

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@1974wastheyear @BBCMOTD He's a well rounded player

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@1974wastheyear @BBCMOTD You nipple lol

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@1974wastheyear @BBCMOTD @GuillemBalague I hope not but money talks in the end . I personally would love to see him back in Liverpool

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@1974wastheyear @BBCMOTD @GuillemBalague Money mate

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@1974wastheyear @SkyNews It's usually the male that marries a queen called that mate . She would be the queen or queen consort both are a normal title in the historical records when referring to the wife of a king