Mark Stefl

[Mark Stefl @mark_stefl]

We are currently in the 4 Loko phase of college sports. NIL is bad for the school, the individual, and the sport. Give it a decade and we will look back on this time as the Wild West that we can’t believe was allowed to exist.

[Mark Stefl @mark_stefl]

Found a Goodwill bag from years ago. Can one of my coastal friends please tell me if cargo shorts are set to make a comeback?

[Mark Stefl @mark_stefl]

I wish people would stop harassing @elonmusk about Twitter protocol and start asking him the hard hitting questions. Like what his Spotify wrapped looks like

[Mark Stefl @mark_stefl]

Today has a order $35 worth of Chinese food and barely eat any of it kind of feel

[Mark Stefl @mark_stefl]

So butter boards are a thing now huh? When I was dipping potato chips in my butter tub at age 9 I wasn’t getting a lot of this support.

[Mark Stefl @mark_stefl]

@VancityReynolds owns a gin company, production company, and soccer team. I like to think his business savvy is mostly a voice in his head asking “what would grown up Van Wilder do?”

[Mark Stefl @mark_stefl]

I don’t mean to blow up suburb dynamics but just because you have two dogs in the family does not mean they are friends. Serena Williams and Paris Hilton are both strong women and the same age but hanging out with both of them in a 1500 sq ft ranch would not be chill

[Mark Stefl @mark_stefl]

It’s been 36 years years since the original Top Gun. With Tom Cruises health regiment and high level of income there’s no reason we can’t have a Top Gun 3 in 2058 with a 95 year old Maverick

[Mark Stefl @mark_stefl]

I’m not saying that @espn switching back to the old rundown format with the tabs on the side will fix all the world’s problems, but it’s a start.

[Mark Stefl @mark_stefl]

I have many so called “friends” but the second I put on Endless Love and turn down the lights they all find an excuse to leave.

[Mark Stefl @mark_stefl]

I feel like my physique is directly related to the music I listen to at the gym. Pat Benatar these half pull ups are for you.

[Mark Stefl @mark_stefl]

@Makcheezy Sorry it’s not “space is nuts” level of observations

[Mark Stefl @mark_stefl]

There’s something about a Midwest snow that the west coast won’t understand. It’s not the snow or the cold, but rather the calm. The silence. The fact I’m on a well traveled road with the understanding that not today. Today humans don’t go.

[Mark Stefl @mark_stefl]

Everyone is scared. Screw it. 2022 year of Mark

[Mark Stefl @mark_stefl]

I know I’m a few weeks early but I really need to lock down seats for that JLo/Owen Wilson flick on feb 11. Will my 5 followers please get at me

[Mark Stefl @mark_stefl]

@ESPNNFL This dude looks like one of the lesser characters that John Wick disposes of quickly

[Mark Stefl @mark_stefl]

I don’t know what tiramisu is. I’m too old to ask and too lazy to google.

[Mark Stefl @mark_stefl]

I’m not saying I’m the first modern day tech hipster but I am watching Cold Case on Roku Channel

[Mark Stefl @mark_stefl]

Does everyone have a workout playlist that is all buckcherry? Is it a Midwest thing? Is it just a me thing?

[Mark Stefl @mark_stefl]

Can’t wait to sell this tweet for 2.5 million in 15 years