Pocket Rocket Larry

Speaker of words, thinker of thoughts, doer of doeses.

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Iran is gayer than hell dude, just a buncha dudes wearing dresses and sandals while suckin off other dudes wearing dresses and sandals.

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If the earth is spinning 1000mph eastward, how does an airplane get from West Coast to the East Coast when it's only traveling between 500-600mph?

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@IranArmyStan 97% of Iranian men are big gay.

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@Hoopss She ain't white she's a jew. They pretend to be us to drive the division

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@MrWhiteMAGA Why does he care so much about a stolen hoodie

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@MbarkCherguia In America, we turn his head into a canoe

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@ItsMrsWilkes Breeding excellent athletes

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@Tr00peRR You just can't have anything nice around these animals

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@ItsMrsWilkes Don't worry, most whites agree and don't want to live near yall anyway

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@ArtThePatriot_ This is that racial jungle Joe Biden didn't want his kids to live in back in 1977

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The 19A paradox🤖

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Just cause a goat is stuck in the fence doesn't mean you oughta fuck it!

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@NipTuckJohnny @LibOrNormal Hell, 84 people got shot in Chicago over a 4 day 4th of July weekend last year. And I'd be willin to bet no one pictured a bunch of white guys when they read that first sentence.

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@LibTearCreator1 Being 34 in 5th grade means Shaniqua has an upper hand in the conflict.

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Racism on the rise? Naw cousin, statistics are back in style!🤣 13/52
8:1
62.5%

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Fun fact: These words inspired Toby Keith to abandon his gangster rap career and pick up a guitar.

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@AngryJoeShow Cry harder f@gg0t

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@TheOnlyDSC Body cams are the only good that came out of BLM

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@gunsnrosesgirl3 I would have kicked ol gal wearing the jacket down the escalator and stole her kids wheelchair to sell for crack

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@michaeljknowles He has no dog in that fight, Columbus did nothing to Uganda.