Just reminding everyone that a very small number of people are actually rooting for the Astros. A very small…
Come on guys. 🙏🙏 Let’s go Phillies we can come back from this.
What if there was a doctor named Patience with a reputation of arriving to the hospital late every day? One morning, the waiting room is rapidly filling up with patients. Patience still hasn’t arrived. The nurse runs up to the head doctor and yells “we need Patience!!” ...
Tomorrow is August and I haven’t even
-built a rocket
-fought a mummy
-climbed up the Eiffel Tower
-discovered something that doesn’t exist
-given a monkey a shower
-surfed any tidal waves
-created a nanobot
- located Frankenstein’s brain
-driven my sister insane
:/
so uh nick jonas is engaged. i hope priyanka knows he eats cheese, but only on pizza and sometimes on a homemade quesadilla because otherwise it smells like feet to him
so ur telling me my brain can remember the exact features of a stranger i once saw at a restaurant in 2014 but i can’t recall the answers to a test worth 20% of my final grade? smh it be ya own memory storage