Uniform_guy

If you can't be a shining example, make damn sure that you are a glaring warning!

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@spxrklybrat It's not gay if you keep your socks on

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@Amouranth Judging by what I saw on the news, it's certainly not...you okay?

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@blondebunny_xx I'd say you need to call a tow truck, looks like one of your airbags has deployed!

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@spxrklybrat They typically don't remove implants as they are considered 'inert' and not dangerous to the environment. Though, they can be removed if requested.

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@PicturesFoIder Well, she was certainly fucking someone

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Happy Valentine's Day @AvrilLavigne

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Salt and vinegar crisps are the piss kink of crisps. No, I will not elaborate.

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@TeamYouTube Thank you for reviewing my appeal and reinstating the video to my channel.

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@YouTube please explain to me how the phrase 'denazified' - referring to an item from the Third Reich having the swastika removed - is hate speech?

That video has been on my channel for years and you only just remove it?

Come on! Seriously!?!

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Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens, sticking my dick in rotisserie chickens...

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@phem4evr Hi

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@soogz1 @puppiwi Me

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@skyler_MUFC I wouldn't mind a pic or two

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@phem4evr Been a rough year, this month?

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@itsbronwin2005 Hi

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Watching the news about the L.A wildfires, hope you're safe @phem

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@siswet Trying to smuggle snacks into the cinema like...

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@AvrilLavigne Happy New Year from England. Can't wait to see what next year has in-store for the 23rd year of your amazingly awesome career 😁

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@phem4evr Happy New Year from England. Hope next year is as awesome as you are!

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@ZaraDuRose Throwing a curve-ball here, but would you ever consider DAP/DVP?