Mark Windebank

If someone tells you that honesty is the best policy they’re lying

[Mark Windebank @mark_windebank]

@MikeParcej They are both shit.

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@waitmaya 31

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The Galway Festival is a joke based on the 2 that fought out the finish of the last race 😂

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@BarstewardsThe @JonasLeng Weak as piss.

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Just when you thought halftime couldn’t get any worse the BBC advert appears. What a load of shit, pathetic.

[Mark Windebank @mark_windebank]

The football has been shit and the halftime bollocks looks like being even worse.

[Mark Windebank @mark_windebank]

@BhattiLaib9960 R

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@LeakyHammer @mikemovies I’ve watched the film so many times it’s unreal. A brilliant film that still stands up today.

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Have jockeys got literally no idea how quick (or slow) their horses are running in a race?

[Mark Windebank @mark_windebank]

@LeakyHammer @kendallrowanx More baffling is that anyone would pay £85m.

[Mark Windebank @mark_windebank]

Apologies if this is a daft question but do jockeys actually have any idea how fast the horse they are riding is travelling?

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@LeakyHammer That’s because I am mate! Ignorant twats though.

[Mark Windebank @mark_windebank]

Why do people have to park cars so far on the pavement that you are forced to walk in the road?

[Mark Windebank @mark_windebank]

I’ve had the misfortune of watching the England press conference with Eze and the level of journalism and questions from some of them is embarrassing.

[Chris Broom @Cabr100991]

If Lee Dixon was commentating on my funeral I’d climb out the coffin and kill myself

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@JonasLeng Surprised he wasn’t crying about doing his bollocks gambling again.

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@Abvefnc @BarstewardsThe They have not got a clue what is going on.

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This Emma Hayes shit with a blackboard is absolutely dire. Why don’t ITV just show some adverts it would be much better.

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@LZ_Racing180 What the fuck is going on.

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@LeakyHammer Not earlier he was saying he was getting emotional. What a prick.

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Fuck me Matterface and Dixon must be the worst combination ever assembled to commentate on football!