Mark Callaghan

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#MUFC wage bill was £302m in 2025-26, a six-year low

Compared to 2024-25 wage bills (as no other clubs have released 25-26 figs), United wage bill last season was £47m behind Arsenal, £74m behind Chelsea, £128m behind Liverpool, £168m behind Man City

More on @TheAthleticFC soon

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@utdreport @ChrisWheelerDM *United walks away*

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@GBNEWS

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@markgoldbridge I thought they were looking for someone who has won the prem and/or UCL? This club is not serious.

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@FabrizioRomano

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@Keir_Starmer Really? Then why are they’re expensive? I’m confused.

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@BGatesIsaPyscho What if you don’t have access to a smartphone or an electronic device to be able to show this. What then?

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@UnitedStandMUFC Sorry, but if your ego is that fragile to the point where a referee doesn’t apologise for accidentally bumping into you and you can’t take a penalty, maybe don’t take penalties anymore.

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@UnitedStandMUFC Puts up his thumb, injured for 6 months.

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@markgoldbridge I’ve made myself available to win the euro millions tonight.

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@David_Ornstein @lauriewhitwell @TheAthleticFC So this means two months of back and forth.

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@GBNEWS

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@ManUtd Spineless cunts. I hope you all get sold

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@Keir_Starmer The fact they have been arresting people for words on social media, on your government’s orders surely means there are very few fit to serve. Maybe it’s you that needs the sack.

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@Telegraph Now the courts need to determine if water is in fact wet, if the wheels on the bus go round and round and just how much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

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@UnitedStandMUFC Ineos out.

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@FabrizioRomano Ruben now looks weak. The start of the end for him. Player power resumes.

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@lauriewhitwell @David_Ornstein @AdamCrafton_ Saw Rashford train and bounced. Fair play.

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@Treyarch @CallofDuty Not only is this the worst call of duty. This is the worst fucking game I have ever played in my life. Stop trying to sell pink dildo camo packs on the store and sort the fucking desync out you greedy useless cunts!

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@markgoldbridge McKenna over Zidane is a wild take😅