Mark Mackie

Editor, cinephile, sports mechanic, professional Simpsons quoter. // Thoughts are my own, and not those of my employer.

[Mark Mackie @MarkAMackie]

Our newest long(er) form piece just dropped. This man is maybe the sweetest guy in the world. Absolute pleasure putting this together.

[Kansas Men’s Basketball @KUHoops]

Follow along with Flory for a day in his life 👏

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They did not suck together. Rest in peace Bobby.

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@jessenewell @TheAthletic Congrats, man. Best of luck.

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@Super70sSports Grateful Dead’s 5/26/72 version of Morning Dew. It’s perfect.

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@ScotPollard31 @KUHoops My freshman year. That team was just phenomenal. “The patented Jayhawk run.” Every game.

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@DCreyke @Super70sSports Opie was a zygote. But looked unfertilized.

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@StevenCheah Ernie, Sandberg, Grace, Sosa, literally anyone from 2016, El Mago players choice jersey, Shota, PCA… plenty of choices, my friend. Depends on how deep a cut you want.

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@itsme_urstruly “He not busy being born is busy dying.”

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@Super70sSports Without question. An immensely recognizable guitar sound. Nothing like it.

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@tgoff11 We need you to keep trying, Travis! 😃

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@wydseer No Country for Old Men.

[Pete Buttigieg @PeteButtigieg]

From an operational security perspective, this is the highest level of fuckup imaginable. These people cannot keep America safe.

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He would rather eat himself than that garbage.

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Look, I just want to be abundantly clear, here, just to make sure there is no confusion. Literally everyone out-pizza’s the Hut. Everyone.

Even Pizza the Hutt out-pizza’s the Hut.

[Mark Mackie @MarkAMackie]

@Super70sSports I am an American aquarium drinker
I assassin down the avenue

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@Ski_Rich_Burl @Super70sSports Paint by number morning sky
Looks so phony

[Mark Mackie @MarkAMackie]

@Super70sSports God said to Abraham
Kill me a son
Abe said, man, you must be puttin’ me on
God said, no
Abe said, what?
God said, you can do what you want Abe but
Next time you see me coming you better run
Abe said, where you want this killin’ done?
God said, out on Highway 61

[Mark Mackie @MarkAMackie]

@peter_pars54990 @itsme_urstruly Fireflies are incredibly territorial. Once they are killed off in a particular area, you almost certain to never see them there again.

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@ZachWLambert https://t.co/Jx1YW4fCFk

[Brian Schatz @brianschatz]

The stock market is down but at least everything is more expensive and services are getting shittier. On the other hand we have more measles. To be fair, they are finally delivering the reductions in FAA and National Parks staff that people have been demanding.

[Mark Mackie @MarkAMackie]

@itsme_urstruly Zork III.