chris mcgivllvivll

Young, Dumb & Full of Tums

[chris mcgivllvivll @CGordMac]

SEAMAN, COME! 🐶

[chris mcgivllvivll @CGordMac]

hahahghahagagahah i'm just remembering how much @elonmusk sucks & it is a LOT

[chris mcgivllvivll @CGordMac]

@TownsComposer Hi Nathan! I miss you & I like your tweets!

[chris mcgivllvivll @CGordMac]

ooh boy, if these walls could talk ... and walk ... and kiss ... and make love ... if only ...

[chris mcgivllvivll @CGordMac]

Do you have minimalist, one-line, wall art in your home?

SO DOES EVERYONE ELSE!!!

[chris mcgivllvivll @CGordMac]

O'pening an Irish pub called O'gasms

[chris mcgivllvivll @CGordMac]

Show me an Ass-man & I'll show you a guy who REALLY enjoys seeing how the "sausage" gets made

[chris mcgivllvivll @CGordMac]

i'd kill all of you to skip the intro song for an episode of tv

[chris mcgivllvivll @CGordMac]

trivia question: what's a goon to a goblin?

[chris mcgivllvivll @CGordMac]

an edgy, gritty, Joker-esque, movie about Sherman Klump's early days titled simply ..... KLUMP

[chris mcgivllvivll @CGordMac]

when golfers shoot par they should have to say "Oops, I parted" 🏌️🍑💩💨

[chris mcgivllvivll @CGordMac]

you should memorize your family members' birthdays only to have future password/key code options

[chris mcgivllvivll @CGordMac]

Athletes need to STOP swapping jerseys & START swapping spit ... then i'll watch

[chris mcgivllvivll @CGordMac]

THE WORLD NEEDS MUPPETHEIMER NOW 🤯🤘🤯

[chris mcgivllvivll @CGordMac]

same, buddy

[chris mcgivllvivll @CGordMac]

being in the CIA sounds exhausting

[chris mcgivllvivll @CGordMac]

@tooronlists gee golly, you really nailed them with that one

[chris mcgivllvivll @CGordMac]

Why isn't Coffee called Labor-ade?

[chris mcgivllvivll @CGordMac]

let's visit a Dorito dust mine & audit the working conditions

[chris mcgivllvivll @CGordMac]

looking at the economy, i think we're all gonna have to go gay for pay & hey I ain't mad about it 👋 🙌 🙌 👏

[chris mcgivllvivll @CGordMac]

if you can gleek on command, you're technically a Squirter