Brandon Ford

Reliable. Passionate. Fearless.

[Brandon Ford @greatbman]

@VanLathan @willtuesca Vincent’s dumbass left the gun in the kitchen. That’s on Vincent, not Butch.

[Brandon Ford @greatbman]

If the instructions said “MATCH EXACTLY” or “MATCH THE NUMBER”, I’d let it go, but a pack of dominoes has 28 dominoes. If I pull 1-6, I have also pulled 6-1… it’s the same domino. Fix the game or gimme my money.

[Brandon Ford @greatbman]

@calottery you guys need to fix Dominoes scratchers or ur gonna have a class action lawsuit. This ticket should be a $42 winning ticket… Are you trying to tell me that 3-6 and 6-3 aren’t the same domino? Your game says match the DOMINO, not the NUMBER.

[Brandon Ford @greatbman]

@effthealgorithm Go off, queen!

[Brandon Ford @greatbman]

@Buster_ESPN @Kurkjian_ESPN Mets, Phillies, Mariners, Brewers, Pirates, Red Sox, & Royals all sent >=14 active players to the World Baseball Classic. ALL of them but the Mariners (4th) & Pirates (3rd) are last in their division. Shohei is batting .237.

WBC = bad for baseball?

[Brandon Ford @greatbman]

@mrmikeMTL Same cell number since 2002 and have changed states 3 times.

[Brandon Ford @greatbman]

@BlondeOfWar The second you said “Texas”, I said “and that’s why she doesn’t know the answer to the question.”

[Brandon Ford @greatbman]

@Aidenford37 @VanLathan Thank you captain mansplain. It’s very convenient for you that there is an answer that allows you to never be wrong. Of course by your definition, 99.2% of movies in history have not broken even.

[Brandon Ford @greatbman]

@Aidenford37 @VanLathan Sure about that?!?

[Brandon Ford @greatbman]

@ventotene12 @AmericanGwyn Sam is 1 of 1.

[The Green Dragon Tavern @greendragonhq]

Why be a red state when you could be a blue state?

Vote blue 2026, save your state.

States with highest Murder Rates
🔴 Louisiana : 16.8
🔴 Mississippi : 15.4
🔴 Alabama : 12.2
🔴 Missouri : 11.8
🔴 South Carolina : 10.5

States with the lowest Murder Rates
🔴 Utah : 2.2
🔵 Rhode Island : 2.0
🔵 Maine : 1.7
🔵 Vermont : 1.5
🔵 New Hampshire : 1.1

Bottom 5 public school systems (based on test scores)
🔴 Alaska
🔴 Louisiana
🔴 Arizona
🔴 Oklahoma
🔵 New Mexico

Top 5 public school systems (based on test scores)
🔵 New Jersey
🔵 Massachusetts
🔵 Connecticut
🔵 Vermont
🔵 Minnesota

States with the lowest life expectancy in years
🔴 Mississippi : 70.9
🔴 West Virginia 71.0
🔴 Alabama 72.0
🔴 Louisiana 72.2
🔴 Kentucky 73.5

States with the longest life expectancy in years
🔵 Hawaii : 79.9
🔵 Massachusetts : 79.6
🔵 Connecticut : 79.2
🔵 New Jersey : 79.0
🔵 New York : 79

States with the highest infant mortality rates
🔴 Mississippi : 9.11
🔴 Arkansas : 8.59
🔵 Delaware : 8.07
🔴 Lousiana 7.65
🔴 West Virginia : 7.47

States with the lowest infant mortality rates
🔴 North Dakota: 3.29
🔵 Massachusetts : 3.31
🔵 New Jersey : 3.61
🔵 New Hampshire : 3.66
🔵 California : 3.95

States most reliant on the federal government (per dollar)
🔴 Alaska : $2.36 per $1 in taxes paid
🔴 Kentucky: $3.35 per $1 in taxes paid
🔴 West Virginia : $2.72 per $1 in taxes paid
🔴 Mississippi : $2.34 per $1 in taxes paid
🔴 South Carolina : $3.42 per $1 in taxes paid

States least reliant on the federal government (per dollar)
🔵 New Jersey : $0.35 per $1 in taxes paid
🔵 California : $0.50 per $1 in taxes paid
🔵 Minnesota : $0.58 per $1 in taxes paid
🔵 Massachusetts : $0.41 per $1 in taxes paid
🔵 Illinois : $0.60 per $1 in taxes paid

States with the most domestic violence arrests
🔴 Nevada
🔴 Oklahoma
🔴 Missouri
🔴 Kentucky
🔴 Florida

States with the lowest domestic violence arrests per capita
🔴 North Dakota
🔵 New York
🔵 Rhode Island
🔵 Vermont
🔵 Massachusetts

Lowest GDP per capita
🔴 Mississippi : $53,061
🔴 Arkansas $60,276
🔴 West Virginia $60,783
🔴 South Carolina $61,616
🔴 Alabama $65,889

Highest GDP per capita
🔵 New York : $117,332
🔵 Massachusetts : $110,551
🔵 Washington : $108,468
🔵 California : $104,481
🔵 Connecticut : $99,035

States with the highest incarceration rates
🔴 Louisiana : 775
🔴 Mississippi : 717
🔴 Arkansas : 614
🔴 Oklahoma : 598
🔴 Texas : 563

States with the lowest incarceration rates
🔵 Massachusetts : 116
🔵 Maine : 130
🔵 Rhode Island : 152
🔵 Vermont : 153
🔵 New Hampshire : 165

highest obesity rates
🔴 West Virginia : 41.2%
🔴 Mississippi : 40.1%
🔴 Arkansas : 40.0%
🔴 Lousiana : 39.9%
🔴 Alabama : 39.3%

lowest obesity rates
🔵 District of Columbia : 23.5%
🔵 Colorado : 24.9%
🔵 Hawaii : 26.1%
🔵 Massachusetts : 27.4%
🔵 California : 27.4%

States with the worst public transportation:
🔴 Mississippi
🔴 Nebraska
🔴 Wyoming
🔴 North Dakota
🔴 Alaska

States with the best public transportation
🔵 New York
🔵 Massachusetts
🔵 Washington
🔵 New Jersey
🔵 Illinois

States with the lowest college graduation rates
🔵 New Mexico
🔴 Nevada
🔴 Idaho
🔴 Oklahoma
🔴 Alaska

States with the highest college graduation rates
🔵 Massachusetts
🔵 New Jersey
🔵 Connecticut
🔵 New Hampshire
🔴 Virginia

highest sex crime rate
🔴 Alaska : 118.4 per 100k
🔴 South Dakota : 72.6 per 100k
🔴 Nevada : 70.2 per 100k
🔴 Arkansas : 52.0 per 100k
🔵 Michigan 72.4 per 100k

lowest sex crime rate
🔵 New Jersey : 15.1 per 100k
🔵 Connecticut: 18.2 per 100k
🔵 New Hampshire : 19 per 100k
🔵 Maine : 21.3 per 100k
🔵 New York : 22.7

most teen pregnancy
🔴 Mississippi : 26.4
🔴 Arkansas : 24.5
🔴 Louisiana : 23.8
🔴 Oklahoma : 22.9
🔴 Alabama : 22.0

lowest amount of teen pregnancy
🔵 Massachusetts : 6.1
🔵 New Hampshire : 6.6
🔵 Connecticut : 7.6
🔵 Vermont : 7.8
🔵 New Jersey : 8.3

[Brandon Ford @greatbman]

@The_Chidimma What’s annoying is all of these men’s interpretation of “being gay” is dressing up like a woman. The first one was funny but the more that did it the more I realized these guys don’t know what gay means.

[Brandon Ford @greatbman]

There is no drug or alcohol that hits harder than a unsolicited compliment from a black woman.

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⁦@WHMPodcast⁩ did you guys see the Toxic Avengers movie you guys said was going to streaming is getting a small theatrical release?

[Brandon Ford @greatbman]

⁦@WHMPodcast⁩ you joked about this… apparently not a joke anymore…

[Brandon Ford @greatbman]

@Megatron_ron I saw the same thing over Los Angeles last night

[Brandon Ford @greatbman]

@JasmineForUS What did it take for the Germans to hold Hitler accountable? I believe the answer is a World War…

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I wanna place a bet… Trump will try to have his face added to Mt. Rushmore before the end. If I could place my life savings on him trying it, I would.

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@getnickwright you probably got this 1000 times but just making sure it makes the board tomorrow…