Mark Amft

A well-meaning, elderly man with a poor memory.

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@RepMTG I never see my family, argue constantly with my wife, and my house is a money pit no real estate agent would touch. I would gladly trade it all to be thirty again.

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@kerpen Because it’s impossible to make an informed decision unless you’re drunk and hopped up on nicotine.

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@ThatEricAlper When these were in use comfortable shoes did not exist. And god help you if you skied or played hockey.

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@nwilliams030 Easier to get a nose flute through TSA screening.

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@elonmusk If Andrew Tate were Iron Man.

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@konstructivizm How can this be certified good when only one person bought it?

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@ThrillaRilla369 No, but I remember “NO RADIO” signs on the dashboard and homeless people who would wash your windshield.

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@hwinkler4real Plus I had to stand in line at the check cashing place, which took a cut and was intensely skeevy, then sweat bullets out of fear of being mugged on the way home, because I couldn’t swing a bank account.

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@trixiemattel I thought 4! was 41 and I was like what’s up with that kid.

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@ThrillaRilla369 At the midtown multi-story building I quasi-illegally lived in, the passenger elevator shut down at midnight and anyone entering or leaving had to use the freight elevator, which was manually operated. The guy who did this had perhaps one of the most depressing jobs imaginable.

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@PaulRudnickNY This is every CBS show from the past ten years.

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@BMeiselas In fourth grade I tried to teach you to avoid rhetorical questions…

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@KeithOlbermann Loved her on “Jersey Shore”.

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@LewistheLight1 Ooh, “Matchbook”. That’s a good one.

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@MVJohnson Totally dug “Bubbles” but I am a sucker for a manipulated Echoplex.

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@unburiedbooks Technically, if you drop everything, you’ll drop the book, making it nearly impossible to read.

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@chrissteinplays I put a smile on you…because you’re mine…

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@NickPinkerton That sun is super hot. I bet Cuomo hit on it.

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@LewistheLight1 What really drives her nuts is Derek Bailey. Go figure.