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good things don't happen to good people

[goy @goyonsolana]

PROJECT KIRK

[pink slime princess @bettyjaws]

blue eyes white uncle

[m🚮rk @markandchill]

idgaf what she doin lol 🙄

[Leo @Leooweb3]

Me managing my $180 portfolio

[Jhonny Solano @jhonny_solano]

Peeing with my boy Scott

[m🚮rk @markandchill]

@yo_jaydee fuck dude such good times lol now I’m depressed

[m🚮rk @markandchill]

I’ll pay any female (or male I suppose bc he’s gay af lol) 1k who successfully ends my best bros relationship so I can get him back on the game

[Marty "Powers" McFly @MartyPowersMc]

The pictures your girl best friend sends you when you're fighting with your gf

[m🚮rk @markandchill]

Ted Cruz explaining to his wife his twitter search history

[Complex @Complex]

Brad Pitt Says 'Bad Acting' Prevents Him From Watching Porn: 'Drives Me Crazy' Details: https://t.co/T7JmNBrmD3

[m🚮rk @markandchill]

@pillowtherogue not what my ole lady’s sister told me 🤠

[11 @yhate_11]

yo spiderman i understand how you feel,my bitch forgot who i am too

[m🚮rk @markandchill]

@yo_jaydee should I just kill myself lol

[m🚮rk @markandchill]

Legendary!

[m🚮rk @markandchill]

@kittibuns stadium open mic for me

[m🚮rk @markandchill]

rule number one if you’re ever in an accident - don’t let someone who owes you money tell you the bill

[m🚮rk @markandchill]

I’ve funneled years of online shit talk into a fun career of arguing with insurance agents all day about car repairs and I can honestly say the linkedin corporate world of insurance was not prepared for the level of passion I bring to this table

[m🚮rk @markandchill]

#birthdayboy