Marley K

stayin’ low like the stash house

[Marley K @markaywri]

"Was your tweet about me?"

Actually no but,

[Marley K @markaywri]

It’s my dad asking every single year how old I will be about a month before my birthday that reminds me he really is my dad (memory loss runs in the family)

[Marley K @markaywri]

I’m sorry what😭😂

[Marley K @markaywri]

Easter egg hunts ain’t even a hunt anymore… people just throw some fake eggs on the lawn & call it a day 😂 my cousins & I would spend well over an hour hunting down eggs our parents hid smh lol

[Marley K @markaywri]

The only energy I need this year

[Marley K @markaywri]

@Pud_Mckenzie @Drake

[Satan @s8n]

you survived another day. I’m proud of you.

[Marley K @markaywri]

He’s smoking inside like it’s still 2016

[alex 💭 ⁷ @nothnghppens]

he gives me the ick

[Marley K @markaywri]

Still not over this dude going live on Facebook yesterday when he got in a car accident. Taking videos in the intersection, then in the ambulance & hospital with his neck in a brace…. Like sir what😭😂

[Marley K @markaywri]

The kid recording at the end was too perfect 💀😂😂😂

[Marley K @markaywri]

I think my soul would actually leave my body if I ever saw the northern lights in person

[Marley K @markaywri]

Super Bowl prediction: one team is going to win & the other team is going to lose

[Marley K @markaywri]

I lost a lot of weight & now don’t really like drinking after not drinking for 3 months to challenge myself lol never felt better💅

[logan bartlett @loganbartlett]

Has anyone weighed in on the benefits of not drinking alcohol?

[Marley K @markaywri]

Still not over my waitress at a new place in town asking to try my drink after she brought it to the table. Like ma’am who trained you???

[Marley K @markaywri]

@Zach_Chiono It’s their house now

[⭐️IT GIRL⭐️ @aliyahInterlude]

dnt let anyone tell you 19 is the worst age, whatever age you were in 7th grade is the worst age

[Marley K @markaywri]

If I ever witnessed someone throwing a puppy like that… god himself would need to come down from the heavens to save you from the ass beating I would be giving

[Dudes Posting Their W’s @DudespostingWs]

Good man right here. Still kept the dog

[Marley K @markaywri]

How do you miss TWO field goals in a game when that is literally your only job lol I can’t

[Marley K @markaywri]

I’m too high for this lol the thread didn’t help💀😂😂

[Amaka Ubaka @AmakaUbakaTV]

BREAKING: The bronze sculpture called “The Embrace” honoring Martin Luther King Jr. and Coretta Scott King has just been unveiled on the Boston Common #7news #MLKWeekend #MLKDay2023

[Satan @s8n]

Stop telling people to go to Hell, I don’t want them either.

[Marley K @markaywri]

Okay but this is cute af

[solé @layxsnv]

Nah apple dead got a class on how to use ya iPhone for old people 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭