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Sometimes when it rains I like to go outside holding a cocktail umbrella and pretend I'm a giant who makes bad life decisions.

[cheese @markbartram1]

@frankiemuniz I’ll be your friend…MITM got me through an awful lot, so I owe it to you! When do you want to come over?? 👊

[cheese @markbartram1]

@clarksshoes ordered 7 pairs of shoes from you. Only 3 turned up. Where are the other 4? I’ve raised a ticket/emailed you but nobody has bothered to respond. Please help. 👞 👟 🥿 👟 👞 👞 👟

[cheese @markbartram1]

@Pod_Point Hi, just DM’d you. Please respond asap, thank you

[cheese @markbartram1]

@Pod_Point got an issue with your home charger. Tried the contact forms on your website but you haven’t answered. Please can you contact me and sort out as we can not charge our EV! Thanks.

[cheese @markbartram1]

@Pod_Point @whatcar @AllanMuir20 Please can you show me why you are named as one of the top EV home charge providers and sort out the fact my podpoint has now power and isn’t charging? Thanks!

[cheese @markbartram1]

@blackmirror they copied you!! https://t.co/h1Q3kSOt0h

[cheese @markbartram1]

@Halfords_uk You should be on the naughty list, I keep trying to support local Halfords and you keep cancelling appointments! Halfords Newmarket needs improving - stop cancelling fittings a day or so before. I’ve been waiting 6+ wks now and latest pushed back to jan, so nearly 2 months!!

[cheese @markbartram1]

@MrBeast Are you going to challenge @elonmusk to a ‘lift off’?

[cheese @markbartram1]

@AgentConal Ah, I get you, good spot. I used PT instead of Part Time as it would not fit. I can see how it could be interpreted (by some) that she was applying for Personal Trainer positions, but as you quite rightly pointed out, @DunelmUK is not a gym. They’re still bad at responding though

[cheese @markbartram1]

@DunelmUK hi, my daughter has applied for the 5 PT positions available at Dunelm Bury St Edmunds in the hopes she may get one of them. However, nobody has bothered to respond to her. She’s local, keen to learn and loves fashion/fabrics. Any chance you could review/respond to her?

[cheese @markbartram1]

@DunelmUK my daughter has applied for the 5 Part Time positions available at Dunelm Bury St Edmunds in the hopes she may get one. However, nobody has bothered to respond to her. She’s local, keen to learn and loves fashion/fabrics. Any chance you could review/respond to her?👋👋

[cheese @markbartram1]

@DunelmUK @DunelmCareers thanks for the response!

[cheese @markbartram1]

@toysrus__uk this company is a joke. Check out their reviews on trustpilot. They’ve taken my order, failed on shipping out, agreed to cancel+refund but won’t actually give me my money back. It’s been over 3 WEEKS now. Sort it out or you’ll just end up like the old Toys R Us! 🤦🏻‍♂️

[cheese @markbartram1]

@yorak_2 @Investigator_50 @45KAG1 We pay a yearly fee, so technically it’s funded by the public…but the government set the actual fee level so…there you have it I guess!

[cheese @markbartram1]

@mybirdbuddy Just takes 2 years + to arrive (although it’s been that long and I’m still waiting!).

[Snoop Dogg @SnoopDogg]

Should I run Twitter ?

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Should I step down as head of Twitter? I will abide by the results of this poll.

[cheese @markbartram1]

@elonmusk $7.99 sounds better

[cheese @markbartram1]

@M6tollRoad Hi, all DM’d. thanks.

[cheese @markbartram1]

@M6tollRoad hi, any chance you can help? Not been able to access business account for some time and keep getting a 403 error message. Tried filling in your forms, emailing etc but nobody ever gets back. Can you help please?