Mark Beckens

PhD in Sarcasm!

My pronouns are personal. 😂

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@masnOrioles

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@Moustache_bq @AdamSchefter Did you think about this, before you wrote it?

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@TrionexX @AdamSchefter How do you market a NY team playing in NJ?

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@BiasTowardTerps @masnRoch You can't play the same 9 guys for 162 games.

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@Truth_Sniper_ @FloGrown492 @Orioles

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@Truth_Sniper_ @FloGrown492 @Orioles @100 He blocked me!

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@NixToWaddle Ironic that the person who posted this list, is a wannabe?

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@SkyStormOC @jerryPopsGerald @mike_daddino Once you progress past little league you learn the real rules.

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@DCxSportsGuy @DanP2584 @mike_daddino

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@DCxSportsGuy @DanP2584 @mike_daddino The phrase "tie goes to the runner" is one of baseball's most enduring myths. Under official Major League Baseball rules, there are no ties. A runner is either safe or out; if both the ball and the runner reach the bag at the exact same millisecond, the runner is actually out

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@DanP2584 @mike_daddino His heel hits the ground in front of the bag, watch it 700 more times1

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@FloGrown492 @Orioles How's the view from the basement?

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@RichDubroffMLB Aaron Hicks and Adam Jones

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@RichDubroffMLB Sammy Sosa

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@Orioles @hoff_23

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@orioles_lover Oriole fans who think they know it all.

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@woodmaster04216 @masnRoch Bitching about things you can't control is pathetic.

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@JeffPassan I've created a patent pending software that creates financial equality without using salary caps, luxury taxes or revenue sharing. It also pays players what they are worth from day one, no salary arbitration and it creates parity through roster stability.

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@woodmaster04216 @masnRoch More pathetic is people who expect others to be perfect, when they aren't!