Mark Birmingham

...and then, he just dropped the phone.

[Mark Birmingham @markbirm]

@classycase82 Let's go try it!

[Mark Birmingham @markbirm]

@larryhundley UH-OH! USC Trojans earn top spot in latest 2012 look - ESPN http://t.co/eadpBT5U

[Mark Birmingham @markbirm]

@larryhundley Apparently you know a thing or two... http://t.co/2UQGhGtu

[Mark Birmingham @markbirm]

@classycase82 @the99percent Sound reasoning.

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Responsible, Thoughtful Nation Decides To Ignore Charlie Sheen Situation http://t.co/toXrCRDG #OurAnnualYear #entertainment

[Mark Birmingham @markbirm]

@mtoth85 @btmatus The BEGINNING of what dreams are made of. As for the actual dream... you're living it.

[Mark Birmingham @markbirm]

#2011regrets Not knuckling up and getting that butterfly tattoo on my inner ankle.

[Mark Birmingham @markbirm]

@BarefootKelly Yep, yup, thought I'd give it a try. So far so good! Nice to see you too Shoeless Kelly!

[Mark Birmingham @markbirm]

@mtoth85 Somewhere, in the distance, Take On Me is playing and you are KILLING the keyboard solo.

[Mark Birmingham @markbirm]

@matthewgamble Nostalgia galore.

[Mark Birmingham @markbirm]

@btmatus DROP SOME MOTZ!!!

[Mark Birmingham @markbirm]

@MykoPhace Ol @classycase82 got me interested, now I'm lovin it. Hey, I was looking for more ways to waste my time anyways...

[Mark Birmingham @markbirm]

@larryhundley Everything you do Larry... EVERYTHING!

[Mark Birmingham @markbirm]

@TUFTSMANIA Do you watch FearFactor for new entree ideas? Thought of you during said commercials.

[Mark Birmingham @markbirm]

When it comes to the sympathetic response of fight or flight, I think I know which one birds choose...

[Mark Birmingham @markbirm]

@QGtracker and I will be following you twitisms... (totally creepy here)

[Mark Birmingham @markbirm]

@matteomcd The only reason I'll root for that circus act is if it's to my teams benefit. #Tebow

[Seth Meyers @sethmeyers]

Anyone know which god Matt Prater prays to? He seems pretty good too.

[Mark Birmingham @markbirm]

@matteomcd never rooted for Tebow so hard... never again... probably.

[Mark Birmingham @markbirm]

Story of my life...