Aka ji Ukwu

Marine husband || anywhere they are dragging Bayelsa state, call me || DM is open if you come bearing gifts

[Aka ji Ukwu @MarkBoleigha]

Again, fu*k islam and their pedo prophet Muhammad. F*ck his dog too if he had one while alive.

[Aka ji Ukwu @MarkBoleigha]

Kukuma scatter everything 😂

[Aka ji Ukwu @MarkBoleigha]

@funebiprogress This black sand mining poses some threats to our environment and directly affects a declining sea turtle population that has long found solace and nesting grounds on our beaches, its should actually be stopped. Now it’s small boats, what happens when bigger miners start theirs?

[Aka ji Ukwu @MarkBoleigha]

You think young men in Yenagoa know what bright future is? Joke on you.

You no fit even know say you get future till you live outside Yenagoa for a year; talk less of bright one.

[Vivian Chikaodi @ChikaodiVivian]

Why will a young man with a bright future be living in Yenagoa? 🫠🫠

[Aka ji Ukwu @MarkBoleigha]

They do develop E-coli resistance at a young age due to excessive exposure.

[Fun-ebi Progress @funebiprogress]

Who no from here go panic🤭

[Aka ji Ukwu @MarkBoleigha]

@ericaovoke @funebiprogress Not where people dwell, We eat the ones that get too close. We are the alpha predators here and every living thing knows.

[Aka ji Ukwu @MarkBoleigha]

@Ssaasquatch Sounds like a man who has vowed never to use Microsoft teams regardless of what it cost him.

[Aka ji Ukwu @MarkBoleigha]

You need special endpoints for your risk and compliance team. You need views and features on your admin panel that fulfills requirements for those teams.

You wouldn’t know this dear vibe coder, you haven’t built an actual serious product before.

[Aka ji Ukwu @MarkBoleigha]

dear @inecnigeria why is firefox not supported on https://t.co/nDZgXo84fw ?

[Aka ji Ukwu @MarkBoleigha]

Very valid reason, It is literally just "burning" money.

O.G weed is like 100 Naira for 2/3 blunts (depending on location and skill level of the roller). Final boss is deciding between:
1. What else can a 100 Naira can buy/do in this country as at today?
2. Buy w**d?

[Aunty Teda @imoteda]

The reason I’m not a regular weed smoker, aside from control issues, is that I CANNOT spend that kind of money regularly on something that I’m smoking.

Might be poverty mentality o but abeggg. I cannot be working for weed money!

The price of weed shocks me everytime I hear it

[Aka ji Ukwu @MarkBoleigha]

@0x5A956 @AllStackDev @IAmTuomo shared hosting costs $2.5/mo

that's half the cost of your "cheap vps"

[Aka ji Ukwu @MarkBoleigha]

No websocket used. Just a plain http api built with laravel

[Aka ji Ukwu @MarkBoleigha]

@moniepointng why would my network provider charge me a USSD session fee to use your service and then you guys charge another 10 naira for same USSD session i already paid for? Why? Why?

If we talk now next thing them go rush arrest person but is this not stealing/double charging?

[MR JACUZZI @jacuzzi___]

if you can rebuild a working version of jumia in 2 weeks i will agree to spend the rest of my life as your slave , for legal purposes this tweet serves as a binding contract with whoever can achieve this feat

[Aka ji Ukwu @MarkBoleigha]

If you like ask Nigerians before you build a product for them. Your eyes go peel.

99% will encourage you to build cuz it solves their problem, your mistake will be thinking they actually want to pay for the solution. Build first, find customers later

[Pierre @DupontPier32500]

@bonchieredstate He was an illiterate Bedouin and marauder who traveled throughout the Middle East, heard biblical accounts and confused them. That is why there are many references to Old Testament figures in the Quran but they are all wrong. Biggest conman ever.

[Aka ji Ukwu @MarkBoleigha]

My latest project is 100% AI generated code, with my experienced hands guiding it. AI writes 90% of my backend code at my current workplace. It’s not vibe coding, it is AI assisted development

[Prime 👨🏽‍💻👾🤖 @prime_sui]

The average user trying to use NYSC portal is NOT even tech savvy

The frontend being vibe-coded is the least of their concern

[Aka ji Ukwu @MarkBoleigha]

I don’t think the negative compounding effect of delayed salaries has ever been discussed or addressed here.

[Titóbilóba Àdùkẹ́ @Teetoh10]

I had some bank issues, so I ended up paying my staff salaries today. None of them acknowledged or said thank you except my house cleaner. I didn’t even see it as a big deal (especially since I added a lil extra for the inconvenience),one still asked if I had increased her salary

[Nightmare Eclipse @ChaoticEclipse0]

Publicly disclosing the bluehammer exploit, at the time of writing this, this vulnerability is still unpatched.
Full PoC source can be found here -
https://t.co/yk80ylIfBV

[Aka ji Ukwu @MarkBoleigha]

Designers talking to devs on twitter after paying Agentic AI subscription.

[Aka ji Ukwu @MarkBoleigha]

Crazy times in the cybersecurity space these past few days. Nigerian banks not sharing info on these attacks is why they will probably all get hit.

Reminds me of class of 2009/2010, post global financial meltdown….. CC to WU. You had to be there.

[Aka ji Ukwu @MarkBoleigha]

I have recently unearthed a 1985 White Horse (40 years). Collectors can slide into the DM with their offers.