Mark Chalifoux

Nationally touring stand-up comedian 🎤: SiriusXM, Pandora 📺: Nateland, Dry Bar, FOX 📻: Who Dey Lite 📝: formerly @TheDad Dad of 2 awesome kids (out of 3)

[Mark Chalifoux @markchalifoux]

My episdoe on @nateland_ent is out now! Go watch it, share it, leave a comment on it, all the good stuff that will help make fun jokes break through online.

Very cool experience, huge thanks to @natebargatze and his crew!

[Lev Akabas @LevAkabas]

Jalen Brunson's clutch scoring in the playoffs is literally Michael Jordan-level

[Mark Chalifoux @markchalifoux]

LFG NYK

[Mark Chalifoux @markchalifoux]

I’m so much stronger than I used to be. 20 years ago it was a STRUGGLE to carry $100 of groceries and now I can do it with one hand

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Must be talking about the dimensions of their literal meeting room

[Dan Orlovsky @danorlovsky7]

Deepest WR room in AFC

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If you guys weren’t such prudes we would’ve heard about the Pats trade days ago

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Browns free up a ton of salary in this trade, which they probably use for something hilarious like a Deshaun Watson extension

[Mark Chalifoux @markchalifoux]

I’ve always said if you can trade your franchise player to fuel your perpetual rebuild machine, ya gotta do it

[Mark Chalifoux @markchalifoux]

Doctors are the first ones to tell you to NEVER Google your symptoms because their job is to Google your symptoms

[Mark Chalifoux @markchalifoux]

Sometimes you’re doing an important podcast and your toddler interrupts you with a note.

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Bonus votes for whatever nominee has a friend they can crash with while in Cincy

[Cincinnati Bengals @Bengals]

Announcing our 2026 Bengals Ring of Honor Nominees.

🔗: https://t.co/qZEaW7hL6M

[Tommy Beer @TommyBeer]

Jalen Brunson is the first and only player in NBA history to win the NBA Cup MVP and the Conference Finals MVP in the same season

(Only one trophy left)

[Mark Chalifoux @markchalifoux]

Landry Shamet was robbed

[James L. Edwards III @JLEdwardsIII]

Jalen Brunson has been named Eastern Conference Finals MVP.

[Mark Chalifoux @markchalifoux]

@jp_mcdade Mannn I remember talking to you at Skankfest the day the KAT trade happened. I was on the fence about it.
Not anymore!

[Mark Chalifoux @markchalifoux]

11 straight playoff wins and most of them total blowouts this is insane

[Tommy Beer @TommyBeer]

This is the best month of basketball the New York Knicks have played in 50 years.

That’s not hyperbole.

That’s a fact.

[Mark Chalifoux @markchalifoux]

@CincyNomad @pauldehnerjr I probably should’ve mentioned the back story on today’s show. People that missed me and Jay were probably very confused

[Tommy Beer @TommyBeer]

This fucking team.

[Mark Chalifoux @markchalifoux]

Congrats to Ronda Rousey but the only time I’m watching a 39-year-old woman beat up a 44-year-old woman is when I’m at a Waffle House.

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Works out to about 5 million per game

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Compensation update: Aaron Rodgers is expected to sign a one-year deal worth up to $25 million, per sources. The deal is expected to include a base salary between $22 and $23 million, with up to a few million more in incentives.

The deal still needs to be finalized and signed.

[Mark Chalifoux @markchalifoux]

The guy already missed day 3 of the draft what more do you want from him??

[Dov Kleiman @NFL_DovKleiman]

Wow: The Chargers once again made the best schedule release video.

It's Halo-themed 😭😭