Mark (Bear) Gepner

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Soon to be Sport Analysts and announcer

[Mariner Muse @MarinerMuse]

One of the most insane sports tweets I’ve ever seen, given the source.

[Trident True @TridentTrue]

Just thinking about Cade Marlowe and Jarred Kelenic hitting back to back and being an absolute nightmare.

Those dudes just grind out at bats.

[Ashley Springsteen @shakeitupbabyy]

Top 3 Dave Sims calls of all time. Iconic. Legendary. Magical.

[Talkin' Baseball @TalkinBaseball_]

Adolis Garcia hits a grand slam to make it 13-3 and then benches clear

[Mariner Muse @MarinerMuse]

How is it humanly possible that the Twins haven’t used Jhoan Duran in this series?

[Mariner Muse @MarinerMuse]

I just don’t see a path to the playoffs for the Mariners if the bullpen decision making stays this bad.

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Seattle Seahawks' CB Devon Witherspoon, the No. 5 overall pick in April's draft, is not expected on the field for the start of training camp as both sides have been unable to reach a contract agreement.

Witherspoon is the final player among this year’s 259 draft picks to sign.

[Bob Condotta @bcondotta]

This feels like an official word that Witherspoon won't be there when camp begins today. Seattle has never had a rookie holdout in the CBA era. As noted earlier hangup appears to be the ordering of the paying out of the $20.17 million bonus.

[Ana Escobar @AnaEscobarShow]

@qdiggs6

[Mariner Muse @MarinerMuse]

The trade deadline is in one week. The Mariners have been 10 different combinations of .500 in the last 30 games.

Every inning, both pitching and hitting, has been played by a player inside the Mariners organization on Opening Day. What has the front office been waiting for?

[Coach V @coachvelasco11]

@MarinerMuse Make some moves. Get some people who give our pitchers a real chance to be victorious. With our staff, we should be a lot better.

[Mariner Muse @MarinerMuse]

I’ve never seen a player as good at catching pop flies as Eugenio Suarez

[Mariner Muse @MarinerMuse]

Really wish one of these guys would punish a bad pitch so I could enjoy this game instead of dreading how they're going to lose it.

[Mariner Muse @MarinerMuse]

Am at the point with Servais and his staff where the individual decisions don't really matter anymore, it's the totality of the results vs. what they should be that's more damning.

[Mariner Muse @MarinerMuse]

Mariners leadership needs to take a hard look in the mirror.

Seems impossible to keep getting everything so wrong. Far too late to just keep grinding and rolling with the punches until it fixes itself.

Time to react.

[Larry Stone @StoneLarry]

The #Mariners this year have been:
1-1
8-8
17-17
18-18
19-19
20-20
21-21
24-24
29-29
30-30
33-33
34-34
35-35
37-37
42-42
43-43
44-44
45-45
46-46
47-47
48-48
and now...
50-50

Mediocrity personified

[Daniel Kramer @DKramer_]

Kolten Wong, go-ahead, pinch-hit, two-out, 9th-inning homer. Wow.

[Mariner Muse @MarinerMuse]

Billy, this is Luis Castillo. He has the best stuff of any pitcher you’ve ever seen. He strikes out an absurd amount of batters.

His defect is that his team somehow loses every game he pitches no matter what he does.

[Dark Sneaky @DarkSneaky]

@MarinerMuse

[Mariner Muse @MarinerMuse]

2023 Mariners avg. attendance: 29,890

2022 Mariners avg. attendance: 28,590

Red Sox are in town next homestand, followed by Félix HOF weekend.

John Stanton is having a great season.