Mark Clearview

Funny. Magical. Adorable.
NYC Magician.

[Mark Clearview @markclearview]

I'm opening a sushi restaurant;
Now Sashimi... Now you Don't.

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@juliettegoglia Wow

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Quit trippin’. A new episode of Penn & Teller: #FoolUs with guest magician @markclearview starts now on The CW.

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how many pickups before you inevitably start kicking your bag through the customs line like a degenerate?

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Parents, no more corporal punishment. Capitol punishment. Play to win.

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My ideal date?
Passive aggressive argument about "all intents and purposes" vs "all intensive purposes"

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It's a beautiful day to explain to a stranger how underrated The Sandlot is

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kiss me through the phone, third base through the fax machine

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just once I'd like to take a family I don't know to disney

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four score and another playground game ago

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Cinnabon is blowing it on the whole not having a cologne front.

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call me lazy but

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what is soap on a rope i need answers

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i want to tape my resume to my back so when someone asks to see my resume i turn around and say it's taped to my back

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not once have I shaken a bottle of orange juice before drinking it. in what ways are you incredibly edgy?

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The subtle art of not reading that book

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first time ordering an everything bagel was underwhelming. this is EVERYTHING?

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we met at a pen factory and something just clicked.

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instagram is just me saving posts and not knowing where those saved posts go

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still upset that milliesmathhouse is 8 characters too long for a vanity plate

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Holy shit, this website still exists?