Mark Dalton

[Mark Dalton @markdalton10]

@Murray_Kinsella The People’s Front (Row) of Judea

[Mark Dalton @markdalton10]

@lukefitz11 @Codyeoin @lukelen9 Slaw doesn’t work here. But I’m not opposed to slaw in general. Just needs to be Spar in Leopardstown slaw. Don’t come near me with thick chunky slaw.

[Mark Dalton @markdalton10]

@Codyeoin @lukelen9 The sauces should be garlic sauce and taco sauce, but otherwise this could change the CFR game

[Mark Dalton @markdalton10]

@RichieSadlier Good man, Richie. Best pundit around. Love listening to you. 👊🏼

[Robert Burke @robertburke84]

In the future when someone asks me what it was like living in Ireland during the pandemic I’ll reply that one year it was deemed safe to open pubs for indoor services providing we made everyone buy chicken wings and then the next year deemed we couldn’t with millions vaccinated.

[Mark Dalton @markdalton10]

@gavreilly @VirginMediaNews Is this because we’re afraid their international football teams come over and want a match?

[Mark Dalton @markdalton10]

So we have 175,000 vaccines ready to go.
@dolan_david what’s the over/under for vaccines administered this week?

[Mark Dalton @markdalton10]

@samuelluckhurst I bet the fax machine will be working properly for this one!

[Mark Dalton @markdalton10]

I’ll kind of miss him.

[The Washington Post @washingtonpost]

"We have a situation where we're looking very strongly at sinks and showers, and other elements of bathrooms," Trump says.

"People are flushing toilets 10 times, 15 times, as opposed to once."

[Susie Dent @susie_dent]

Word of the day is 'sequaciousness' (17th century): the blinkered, unreasoning, and slavish following of another, no matter where it leads.

[Mark Dalton @markdalton10]

@dolan_david 🤣🤣🤣

[Mark Dalton @markdalton10]

🤣🤣🤣

[Scott Conroy @ScottFConroy]

Who can confirm that they changed the venue of Rudy’s presser to the Four Seasons Landscaping Company in order to save face after the Four Seasons Hotel told them to get lost? Please, I need this.

[Mark Dalton @markdalton10]

@jaketapper @CNN , please tell Rick Santorum he is no longer needed.
Kind regards,
Everyone.

[Mark Dalton @markdalton10]

Chanting “What a win, what a win, what a win...” as class has already started and one lad is still claiming twenty post-and-ins.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

71,000,000 Legal Votes. The most EVER for a sitting President!

[Mark Dalton @markdalton10]

@Codyeoin @jimhamilton4 @RugbyPass T. Williams

[Mark Dalton @markdalton10]

@curtisstigers @mrjamesob Do you ever... Wonder Why?

[Jesus H Christ! @ThatBloke_Jesus]

I’m sure everything will be back to normal by June

June: