Mark Davidson

Once upon a time, I was a storyteller. Forbes Top 50 Social Media Power Influencer 2012.

[Mark Davidson @markdavidson]

@MathiasMarshal5 @travisakers @boyscouts You might not be able to write a lucid response using actual words, but you are very good at tapping pictures like a big boy. Very good!

[Mark Davidson @markdavidson]

@MathiasMarshal5 @travisakers @boyscouts Treason and sedition aren’t opinions. They are values. (Values I don’t support.)

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@YukariP Um… Japan was ancient and mystical. The gaijin didn’t invent yokai. Y’all did that on your own. Now it’s all neon lights, motorcycles, and cybernetic enhancements.

Side note: I have an extensive collection of katana swords and Pokemons.

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@cchapeton @MusicSF @sfchronicle Not only is this an unvalidated personal opinion, it’s also objectively false in its entirety. (No clue why people continue to make things up to support their personal biases despite an avalanche of credible public health data.)

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@lannatanna1 @FlourishinglyBe @NatalieSuB @MaajidNawaz Pretty sure it’s you.

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@AnneTudor8 @PnPCBC 34 following. 1 follower. No profile image. Minimal account activity… Looks pretty sus. If you gonna attempt to astroturf, you gotta prepare well in advance of a crisis.

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@gundam77candy @NatalieSuB @MaajidNawaz It was the shot to the heart that killed him… Not that it matters. What’s of note is how slowly and poorly his security detail reacts to the sight, sound, and smell of gun powder launching a projectile.

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@lannatanna1 @NatalieSuB @MaajidNawaz Simmer down with the judgment on how people should discuss current events or how they process emerging information. (i.e. telling people they are disgusting for not choosing the words you think they should choose.)

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@JohnZim73164987 @HeidiStevens13 Cheap and popular rifle design. Ban it and the choice among cowardly psychopaths will shift to something else. In all of these events, used on unarmed people unable to defend themselves. Firearms don't have agency. It's the shitty people choosing to do horrifically shitty things.

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@SmandersonSusan @gmbutts When there was a local resurgence of measles prior to SARs part II 2019, I voluntarily re-upped. Cuz, that's how I roll. Measles free 4 life! (Also, r0 of 16, so big nope on that.)

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@Frajud12 @gmbutts You're good. The 'patriarchy' will quickly reinstate rubella vaccines once they remember what having painfully swollen testicles is like. Cuz, eff that. (But, it won't be because of the reasons you mention, of course.)

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@gmbutts I am old enough to be able to remember people who survived childhood polio.

This would be like introducing a bill to remove red lights, seat belts, and stop signs.

This is a stupid bill, pandering to ignorant people unqualified to offer valid opinions on public health policy.

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@DrTwitch @Tyranicus I had to discontinue mid-way through S2. Wonderful acting performances and characters, but found the storyline itself to be convoluted and yawn-inducing.

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@YukariP I'ma hit you back in a minute.

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@BaddCompani @MorgaineSwann So eloquent in your argument. I’m convinced!

[Mark Davidson @markdavidson]

@dougpeerless (Let him go!) Bismillah! We will not let you go
(Let him go!) Bismillah! We will not let you go
(Let me go) Will not let you go
(Let me go)(Never) Never let you go
(Let me go) (Never) let you go (Let me go) Ah
No, no, no, no, no, no, no! 🤦

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@ZakMcclintock @NotThePuppy @morgan_sung @TaylorLorenz That’s why I don’t wear a mask or carry bear spray when hiking back country. Can’t live scared of what might happen. Besides, grizzly bears are a liberal hoax created by the Roosevelt administration.

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@oh_bernadette @welpbigoof @morgan_sung Super Gonorrhea is arguably the worst DC character ever.

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@usatodayDC Is it just me or does he have extremely tiny hands relative to the rest of his body?