Mark Sheldon

Big Gulps, huh?

[Mark Sheldon @markdsheldon]

Miami Heat player continues to shoot during Canadian anthem...

[Mark Sheldon @markdsheldon]

@EnswellJones @ESPNFC @BurnleyOfficial My father is from West Brom. I was born and raised in Toronto.

When voicing my displeasure about the Baggies many years ago, I petulantly threatened my fandom and changing teams.

He turned to me and said "Son, in England you don't pick your club, your club picks you."

[Mark Sheldon @markdsheldon]

This is me when I try and speak French.

This is also moi with my buddies when me mock people speaking French.

[sarah @sceptoire]

Laura Stacey i am extremely endeared by your southern ontario franglais

[Mark Sheldon @markdsheldon]

A baseball lineup consisting of:

Daulton Varsho.
Ernie Clement.
Nathan Lukes.
Davis Schneider.

(And Myles Straw. And George Springer. And Andres Gimenez.)

And...you're shocked?

The Blue Jays are really bad.

And we haven't even mentioned Jeff Hoffman, yet.

[Mark Sheldon @markdsheldon]

@torontosports67 Hot shower. Stretch. Chug water.

Shoot low.

[Mark Sheldon @markdsheldon]

The Toronto Raptors are in a very terrible position.

There’s no deep dive needed.

It’s a bad roster with bad contracts.

They aren’t good enough to compete in the short term. And they aren’t bad enough to compete in the long term.

[Mark Sheldon @markdsheldon]

No, this was simply foolish.

Masai and Bobby were paid to make the right decisions. Those decisions involve many different variables.

Trading for Brandon Ingram is the first mistake. Not getting the right protection is the second.

Masai and Bobby fell off a cliff together.

[Josh Lewenberg @JLew1050]

So, Raptors traded what became the 5th pick in this loaded 2026 draft for Ingram.

Hindsight’s 20/20. At time of the trade, Pacers were 29-21. 4 months later, they made The Finals. A few days after that, Haliburton tore his Achilles. If you predicted that, go buy a lottery ticket

[Mark Sheldon @markdsheldon]

The Blue Jays are a very unserious baseball team and we should all just enjoy our Summer with no more expectations.

They lied in the offseason. They lied in Spring Training.

The decisions being made with this team are comical at this point.

[Toronto Blue Jays @BlueJays]

ROSTER MOVES:

🔹 INF/OF Addison Barger reinstated from the 10-day IL and will be active today

🔹 OF Yohendrick Piñango optioned to Triple-A

[Mark Sheldon @markdsheldon]

A Toronto boy leading the majors in RBI.

Shout out Liam Hicks!

[MLB @MLB]

Liam Hicks gets the @Marlins on the board first with a 2-run blast 🐟

[Mark Sheldon @markdsheldon]

It’s not hard to see who in the media is saying what about the Toronto Maple Leafs and why.

It’s a farce. And it’s become personal.

If you’re a Leafs fan, don’t fall for it.

Unfollow and unsubscribe.

And go enjoy your Summer.

Your favourite hockey team will be OK.

[Mark Sheldon @markdsheldon]

Biz. You've gone too far.

And now I must challenge you.

Me and two other Maple Leafs fans vs you and two of your Chiclets. 3 on 3 Sandbagger scramble.

After we win, you have to write John Chayka an apology letter and @ryanwhitney6 has to change it to Blue Whitney for 24 hours.

[Paul Bissonnette @BizNasty2point0]

I ain’t coming back to the Leafs. All you hating Leafs fans in my mentions can kiss my ass. I don’t choose your team over loyalty. So FUCK YOU. You’re now my enemy. GAME ON MOTHER FUCKERS🖕🏼

[Mark Sheldon @markdsheldon]

Sports are rigged.

You love to see it.

[Mark Sheldon @markdsheldon]

Yesterday’s Maple Leafs press conference was an embarrassment to journalism. Writers with personal beefs hiding behind anonymous sources. Voices cracking. Stutters.

Foaming at the mouth to write their hit pieces.

Washed-up writers.

Cowards.

[Mark Sheldon @markdsheldon]

If you’re a Toronto sports fan, do yourself a favour and stop reading the Toronto Sun. And the Toronto Star. And the Globe and Mail.

And don’t forget about The Athletic, too.

Awful reporting on your favourite sports teams. By the same people. Forever and always.

[Mark Sheldon @markdsheldon]

Do not let Cole Palmer cross the Atlantic this Summer.

Putrid stuff now for over a year from him.

And you can say that for a lot of the England squad. Dire. Especially at No. 10.

Canada might go further than them.

[Tekkers Foot @tekkersfoot]

🚨🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 COLE PALMER MISSES THE PENALTY! ❌

https://t.co/z2cpIFIibu

[Mark Sheldon @markdsheldon]

Why is everyone losing their shit over this?

The Maple Leafs haven’t won the Stanley Cup since 1967.

They’ve won two rounds in two decades.

Do you know how many bad executives and coaches they’ve had?

It’s almost all failed.

There’s misguided hate here.

[Toronto Maple Leafs @MapleLeafs]

We have named John Chayka the General Manager and Mats Sundin as Senior Executive Advisor, Hockey Operations

Details » https://t.co/25X9aFsYlc

[Mark Sheldon @markdsheldon]

Bro. The Cleveland Cavaliers are terrible. My God.

[Mark Sheldon @markdsheldon]

I wanted to slap myself when I had to sing.

🎶 Nature. Burger. Nature Burger on the way. Hey hey. Every night and day. Nature Burger on the way 🎶

These people just wanted a burger, man.

[Mark Sheldon @markdsheldon]

My first big boy job was at Lick’s.

15-years-old.

I flipped burgers and cleaned grills and sang songs like a fucking idiot.

[blogTO @blogTO]

Ontario's last remaining Lick's Homeburgers restaurant just closed
https://t.co/YIEELvyszW

[Mark Sheldon @markdsheldon]

Ottawa Senators fans need like a 10-year timeout after that one.

A shambolic performance from the squad. But an expected one.

You got swept.

Captain Crayons had zero points. ZERO!

Never mention the Maple Leafs ever again, you wannabes.

[Marc Methot @MarcMethot3]

The Ottawa Senators are now a better hockey team than the Toronto Maple Leafs.

[Mark Sheldon @markdsheldon]

Going to bed happy knowing that Jeff Hoffman will never get a chance to save another game for my favourite baseball team.