Mark Stephens

Maybe I should read the instructions.

[Mark Stephens @markdstephens]

A guy wearing a kilt and driving a Smart Car just delivered my Gruhub order of sushi.

I thought staying in for the night would spare me the weird world. But weird came to me, and I tipped it 20%

[Mark Stephens @markdstephens]

@kcowyo Which 5? Put me in coach!

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@BurbyCottis

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@BurbyCottis Ha! Didnt' think of that! Was picturing the FA coming around to ask people seated in the emergency row for verbal confirmation that they'd assist in a crisis 😬

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@kcowyo Yeah?

[Mark Stephens @markdstephens]

@BurbyCottis Hero shot

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@BurbyCottis ... and passed the first test for transitioning to middle age 🥳

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@kcowyo @WYDOTNews Holy shit

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@BurbyCottis How does it feel to be rich?

[Mark Stephens @markdstephens]

Went to a Catholic wedding this weekend.

Now I understand why they drink so much.

[Mark Stephens @markdstephens]

@BurbyCottis Snazzy

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@BurbyCottis Are there no vegetables in NYC?

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@BurbyCottis Good thing you're in healthcare. You'll need a fuckin heart doctor sooner than later.

[KCO in WYO @kcowyo]

Maybe we should have just let them eat the Tide pods.

[Mark Stephens @markdstephens]

@kcowyo @BurbyCottis Where was he on Jan 6 FFS

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@BurbyCottis Hell yes buddy!!!

[Mark Stephens @markdstephens]

Me and ChatGPT have a thing now

[Mark Stephens @markdstephens]

@kcowyo We got lucky with that perfect weather

[Mark Stephens @markdstephens]

16 yo: it was raining earlier

Me: you didn’t call me crying?

16 yo: No No no no NOOOOOOOO

Me:

16 yo: I turned on the windshield wipers

#daddysgirl #daughter #fatherhood