Mark Errett

A writer of sentences. Former @TapSmart. All thoughts are mine. Find me over there with same name 🦋

[Mark Errett @markerrett]

@FootballCliches Any cable spotting attempted yet?! 👀

[Mark Errett @markerrett]

Who on earth edited the @itvfootball highlights of Morocco vs Netherlands to leave out half of the penalties, including some of the missed ones?! Need more outcry on this @FootballCliches

[Mark Errett @markerrett]

@AnnemarieDray Truly crazy how many people think it’s not a foul. He’s pushed the keeper over 🤷

[Mark Errett @markerrett]

@FootballCliches Hearing Darren Caan say his phone was blowing up with messages from other refs is quite nauseating. I don’t want to hear about the Refs Union!

[Mark Errett @markerrett]

@TheAthleticFC Someone’s been listening to @FootballCliches 👀

[Mark Errett @markerrett]

@MattBraynard We need some @timecrisis2000 investigations on this

[Mark Errett @markerrett]

@cardinal_tales I was there, what a day!

[Mark Errett @markerrett]

@AliceTalksFooty Lack of subs is because we don’t have anyone to sub on!

[Woking Football Club @wokingfc]

Wardy doubling our lead! 🙌

[Mark Errett @markerrett]

@FootballCliches Truly unique, the way it dips is almost like a Ronaldo free kick

[Mark Errett @markerrett]

@KaiHerbertz @day9tv Took me 60 hours but I did like to get distracted by all the quests 😂 Now into Act 3 and feel that could take me another 60 hours…

[Mark Errett @markerrett]

@CallumHallett6 @spirestats Assume the ref thinks the contact is caused by the Yeovil player?

[Mark Errett @markerrett]

@htomufc Likely have to get rid of a lot of the older players and just pray some academy players can make the jump. Has anyone studied the recent Arsenal rebuild or did they get lucky with Saka and cheap Odegaard??

[Mark Errett @markerrett]

A question for @timecrisis2000 . Does ‘You can call me Al’ have the best bass line apart from the Seinfeld intro?!

[Mark Errett @markerrett]

Is hit woodwork a metric invented for this game? Surely not an indicator of anything! One for @FootballCliches

[Mark Errett @markerrett]

Seems sacrificing ten hag to the football gods seemed to do the trick #MUNLEI

[Mark Errett @markerrett]

@tomhwilliams23 He'll be back to Ajax within a year I reckon. Maybe Rangers or Celtic if they became available? Not sure he's cut out for a big 5 league after this

[Mark Errett @markerrett]

Can't wait for Howard Webb to come out with his usual milquetoast apology. What's the actual point if nothing changes?

[Mark Errett @markerrett]

@bmkibler @kny8891 As someone who is currently growing their hair I’m definitely in the in between phase