mark e smith

I am the music industry
I am the anti-christ of the music industry
I am the landlords best friend
I am not appreciated

[mark e smith @markesmith50]

Extricate - To remove oneself from a difficult situation Haha
Sacked - To be dismissed

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I never felt more like singing the blues

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Reminder
today is Sunday Roast Day
Anybody serving salad (you know who you are) will be dealt with

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I hate the countryside. Everywhere I go I can smell piss

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I'm either going nuts or I'm being stalked by The Wurzels

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Better get me soddin wellies out

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Ich bin ein Mancunian

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I felt decidedly I'll
Not like me alcohol normally kills anything I have

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And people tell me that I talk funnoy

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Mark E's on the road again
Wearing pissed stain clothes again

It's a gift

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@markesmith50 Half the tickets sold already

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Tonight I'm a 58 year old man with a hangover
Pint and chaser it is then

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Night all

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If I was spotted on Saturday I would just like to say that I was really really drunk
Then again I will be next saturday

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I think the Bints got OCD
Maybe now she'll tidy the house

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It just gets worse
Now I'm advertising bathrooms
What next. Extricate stain remover

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Maybe Dante's created a new ring of hell just for me

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First a tribute band now a book
The no marks trundle on

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Mornin all
Well that was a long New Year's Eve

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Either I've just seen a real life Hobbit or I'm pissed