Pliny the Lesser

Incorrigible Dumbass

[Pliny the Lesser @Marketable_Boy]

We do a little rebranding, it's called we do a little rebranding.

[Pliny the Lesser @Marketable_Boy]

@OVTweetmarck Only half? Well there’s the problem

[Pliny the Lesser @Marketable_Boy]

@JadeAtrophis Almost every single person involved in the leadership of the political world and way too many in the Church over the last half-century would find this quote insightful. It’s actually a great quote at explaining why things are the way they are now

[Delta9250 @deltaIV9250]

>unfortunately ship recovery is not looking good right now

[SpaceX @SpaceX]

The SpaceX Recovery team is still working to recover Flight 13’s Starship from the Indian Ocean. They’ve been overcoming challenging conditions and increasingly rough seas as they attempt to guide the 52m long spacecraft to port

[Pliny the Lesser @Marketable_Boy]

If it’s “everyone’s” moon, then “everyone” is free to come and stop us from mining and settling it

[bug girl @buggirl]

the kind of cartoonishly evil entitlement you must have to think you can just destroy OUR moon. everyone’s moon. the moon humans have looked up at and admired for thousands of years. who the fuck are you to flippantly blemish our moon forever

[tk @tkisrage]

So Tobey Maguire is the only Spider-Man that organically makes webs, the others need web shooters, but that doesn’t really make sense lol, why can they not make webs?? So basically you can run on walls and have fast instincts but no webs lmaoo nigga you are cockroach man

[Pliny the Lesser @Marketable_Boy]

@Anonamos_701

[Kipling @sergeantkipling]

If you splice post 1 and post 9 of this guy’s divorce announcement together, you make the funniest comic of all time

[Pliny the Lesser @Marketable_Boy]

@JadeAtrophis My attachment to machinery is inversely proportional to its creators attempts to personify it. My desktop computer and my car get names. The Alexa gets renamed to “Computer” and is discouraged from talking to me when it isn’t spoken to

[Andrew Côté @Andercot]

Americans are the indigenous people of the moon

[Mack @kenzietuff]

This is literally our favorite question.

[julia @juumelo_]

drinking beer isn’t bad for me because my body is a machine that converts alcohol into love & kindness

[Whitney @witlegit]

The small serious breathing of a baby who is considering eating the object he is studying in his hands.

[Pliny the Lesser @Marketable_Boy]

@bvtm_tnd Patriots

[Toad Town Exile @MargBarGoombas]

The way she looks at the camera as if she’s being clever makes me fucking seethe

[Joe Applebrook #saveyokaiwatch @joe_applebrook]

I think every video game final boss should call you a faggot and then play Megalovania

[Pliny the Lesser @Marketable_Boy]

@NapoleonBonabot Parliamentary coalitions, especially the German ones, are so funny. “Center-right” party that is branded as Christian teams up with center-leftists and party named “The Left” to block a right-wing party just shy of a majority. This rainbow will face practically no internal strife

[Pliny the Lesser @Marketable_Boy]

@OVTweetmarck @JadeAtrophis Ryan Gosling will put on the most introspective award-worthy performance in spite of it being in Marvel slop. Trust. I know cus he’s literally me

[Otto Von Tweetmarck @OVTweetmarck]

You shut your bitch mouth

[Pliny the Lesser @Marketable_Boy]

@OVTweetmarck It’s where all bigfeet go