Kipling

life isn’t all sunshine and rainbows. it’s got butterflies too

[Kipling @sergeantkipling]

Even Evil AF Mfers have limits

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@YevAnhugan She’s crossing her arms you sick freak

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

The Laughing Cow says its mascot stopped laughing because people are taking everyday disagreements too seriously

This is the first time the mascot has stopped laughing in over 100 years

[Kipling @sergeantkipling]

@herofelicia Yes

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No Wumpus, no Malfoid - but you do get laughing cow byford dolphin incident. Count your blessings

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“Kipling please draw wumpus gore” “Kipling please draw Malfoid” do you people fucking hear yourselves

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@MountKrushmore This was before the party started

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Well well well

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@3retus Salty

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@worthing_keith Sydney Sweeney and she got in because she’s a lady not a woman

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@8_BIT_INJUN Thank you! The whole gang is here

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@destinedmorgan They already do apparently

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People tell me all the time that I should post on Reddit, TikTok, even Bluesky

I have NEVER been told I should post on threads. I have never met someone who posts on threads

[Kalshi @Kalshi]

JUST IN: Mark Zuckerberg says Threads has surpassed X in monthly active users

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@IRLoadingScreen

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@precuneanplexus

[Adam Schmieder @chictapi]

God made the spiders very scary looking but they are ultimately our friends.

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@MountKrushmore

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@Dexerto His name is WHAT

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@stealth_mode2 @twicrates I don’t get it that’s not a crime

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@twicrates This guy gets it

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@DineshDSouza Gwok is this true