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LEAK: Tenth person connected to top secret US nuclear research has reportedly vanished without a trace.

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SEC Eliminates the minimum $25,000 minimum
for day trading.

SEC removes quarterly reporting requirement?
27 % of traders on @Polymarket say YES

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TMZ reportedly paying out up to 100K for scandal stories on congressmen/women

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Iran reportedly offered to suspend nuclear activity for 5 years.

US-Iran nuclear deal by June 30?
47% chance of YES on @Polymarket

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We've deployed a new widgets on @marketclaw, MarketClaw FM. Trade, plan, research, and play through our living canvas while listening to chill beats.

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@MetaMask reports a 500% increase in AI-powered crypto fraud this year.

With @Polymarket traders expecting another crypto hack over $100m by December 31?

with 73% stating YES

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Bitcoin projected to push past 90K this year, with 49% of traders betting on this outcome.

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US military to deploy "underwater dones" to clear mines in the Strait of Hormuz.

14% chance that Strait of Hormuz traffic returns to normal by end of April? on @Polymarket

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New app "Text with Jesus" allows users to pay $1.99 a min to talk to AI Jesus.

4% chance Jesus will return by 2027 on @Polymarket

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"US will be nostalgic for $4 Gas" says the Iranian Parliament due to the blockade of Strait of Hormuz

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No need for Strait of Hormuz??
Saudi Arabia's parliament states that the East-West pipeline is fully restored, allowing for a bypass of Hormuz.

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"Make Pluto Great Again"
NASA Chief states he is considering re-classifying PLUTO as a planet again.

8% chance it will be reclassified by June 30th

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Anthropic AI are planning to develop their own AI chips to reduce reliance on Nvidia.

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Anti-AI activists are now using AI to get advice on how to stop AI datacenters being built.

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Back to back. Only the 4th ever to do it & first player since Tiger Woods in 2001–02.

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Uganda's chimp empire breaks up into two groups, starting a vicious chimp civil war...

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The bros getting ready to cross the Maine-Canada border.

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BREAKING: 4 British men arrested by Border Patrol for entering U.S. illegally through the Maine-Canada border.

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You just got to learn to go with the heat, Rico. It's just like life

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90s MC2 trading setup.