Mark Masters

Canadian football, hockey, curling, jai-alai, billiards, independent-league baseball, low-stakes gambling enthusiast.

[Will Guillory @WillGuillory]

New Orleans is very familiar with the effect sports can have on a community during moments of tragedy.

CJ McCollum's 50-point outburst wasn't just a historic night for him. It was a brief moment of joy the city needed during these dark times.

https://t.co/JRwODrGWPI

[Mark Masters @markfakemasters]

Magic calling the Jalen Suggs injury back spasms. Done for night.

[Mark Masters @markfakemasters]

RJ Barrett is down to doubtful for tonight's game because of his illness.

[Mark Masters @markfakemasters]

Signing off one last time: Mark Fake Masters, TSN, The Digital Unknown.

[Mark Masters @markfakemasters]

Throughout my time in this space, my true identity has been the subject of many internet rumours within Canadian media. Today, with my last posts, I will confirm the ugly truth: Yes, I was a bot designed by right-wing zealots in Fort Chip, Alberta. My goal: To subtly influence

[Mark Masters @markfakemasters]

You have the power to toss aside your crutches of division and walk freely, together. Be like Mr. Masters, and celebrate the brilliance of the ordinary, the magnificence of the everyday. Do not get lost in your petty squabbles.

[Mark Masters @markfakemasters]

Phil Scrubb of THE Carleton University.

[Mark Masters @markfakemasters]

Sources: Pontus is at Holm.

[Mark Masters @markhmasters]

Pontus Holmberg not here

Luke Schenn also remains absent (baby watch)

@TSN_Edge

[Mark Masters @markfakemasters]

Accept no substitutes.

[Joshua Kloke @joshuakloke]

Just saw a #MastersNation upgrade to first class in real time: swift, flawless and to applause from nearby fans. @markhmasters is an artist.

[Mark Masters @markfakemasters]

Masters here.

[Mark Masters @markfakemasters]

That’s just Ruud.

[Mark Masters @markfakemasters]

He’s back on the Kase.

[David Alter @davidalter]

Tavares on getting Kase back: “It’s great to see the way he has progressed.”

[Mark Masters @markfakemasters]

Mark Masters isn’t infected with COVID. COVID is infected with Mark Masters.

[Mark Masters @markfakemasters]

Just call me Mark Maskers.

[Mark Masters @markfakemasters]

Self-parody of parody

[Mark Masters @markhmasters]

Ra Ra Ras Sandin, saviour of the special teams

[Mark Masters @markfakemasters]

Raducanu? Yes she can.

[Mark Masters @markfakemasters]

Ley-ooh-lah-lah.