Mark Frye

This has been Deep Thoughts with Mr. Frye. Much love to Jack Handey and Mitch Hedberg.

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If humans were nocturnal, would we turn on the lights to sleep? #DeepThoughts

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Do fish surf upside down? #DeepThoughts

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It’s better to watch a sad movie with a beard; the tears only go halfway. #DeepThoughts

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Sigh language is origami, but using your hands instead of paper. #DeepThoughts

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A pond is a tiny reverse island. #DeepThoughts

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I don’t usually slap my students, but when I do, it’s a hi five. #DeepThoughts

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I’m starting a business to make your own fossils. I think people will really dig it in a couple million years. #DeepThoughts

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Traveling on a spaceship isn’t that special; we are all on a planet-sized one right now. #DeepThoughts

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I told my class about the time I told my class about the time I told my class about the time I told my class about the definition of iteration. #DeepThoughts

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The next time someone says you’ve got rocks in your head, tap your skull and say, everyone does! #DeepThoughts

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Ever since the pandemic started, I’ve had trouble getting my pinwheels to work. #DeepThoughts

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Everyone with hair has a mohawk; just some people also have more hair. #DeepThoughts

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Whenever I pretend to be gas molecules, I get a little winded. #DeepThoughts

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Sometimes it’s better to be a lot wrong than a little - I mean a broken clock is right twice a day, but a slow clock is right 0 times a day. #DeepThoughts

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I’m starting a website where I sell the stuff my students leave behind in my classroom. I’m calling it Forgetsy. #DeepThoughts

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I asked my friend for a hand with my homework, but he left cuz he wasn’t right. #DeepThoughts

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All rivers are waterfalls, because that’s how gravity works. #DeepThoughts

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A joke is the tickling of the brain. #DeepThoughts

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Cheerios should be the ones called Oreos. #DeepThoughts

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Elbows are the knuckles of the arm. #DeepThoughts