@up_northish Ah not good man. If it's any consolation I watched the match yesterday and I was rooting for you!
Hope things are good. Even in this batshit world we're living in!
@up_northish Mate were you at the Everton match yesterday? Wearing a tan coat? I'm sure I saw someone a bit like you on TV. Not chatted for years but I immediately thought it looked like you.
Today I was officially sworn in as MP for the Hexham constituency.
I promise to work tirelessly for all communities across our wonderful constituency.
The process of setting up my office is underway and surgeries will be advertised in due course. Thank you for your patience.
"I got an email that gives us 15% off our airport parking yesterday" - my waking words to my wife today.
Who said marriages can lose their sparkle after 10 years!?