Mark Halper

Journalist, sax addict. I write about everything from media moguls to subatomic particles. And I blow. Keeping the world safe for work life balance.

[Mark Halper @markhalper]

The light at the end of the WiFi tunnel. Fiber optics, without the fiber! My latest in Fortune
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I'm going nuclear again, in Fortune Mag https://t.co/K4fwA2Sewg

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Not only did #arethafranklin make us feel, groove and boogie, she made us THINK! https://t.co/ZVzzyIqgjO

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Respect In Peace, Aretha! Incomparable. You paved the way for so, so many..

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Trump's latest appointments: Galileo and Figaro!

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In Britain, step aside Coronation Chicken, make way for the tasty new treat, Chlorination Chicken!

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More signature swan songs: As Unilever closes the lid on its margarine business, GE looks to leave light bulbs https://t.co/akvi8AVOCA

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More margins, less margarine! Unilever restructures https://t.co/e3GdBG3Nr9

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The groundhog will emerge, see who's in White House, and retreat swiftly back underground. Winter wins this round, but #WeShallOverTrump!

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How to OverTrump: invest in journalism revival! https://t.co/TRzNKulbNX via @markets #WeShallOverTrump

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Even Ronald Reagan, from the grave: "Mr. Trump, tear down this wall!" #WeShallOverTrump

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SteelCurtain? How 'bout 'DoilyDrapes'? 'WaferWall'? 'FlimsyFoursome'? Or more apt: 'TheScreenDoor'! Great flashes,need consistency #Steelers

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With Thanksgiving approaching, Americans got confused, and thought they had to install a turkey in the White House #WeShallOverTrump

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Oh the irony that the election of Mr. Make America Great Again is in fact a distressing signal of US decline. But #WeShallOverTrump!

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I'm sorry, but I can't resist this one. Up there with the great front pages. https://t.co/Odr4RSP3Kc

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@curiouswavefn Agreed! As I tweeted earlier: We Shall OverTrump!

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Can you impeach him before he takes office? Crime: Being a consummate jerk.Hey, US cud borrow UK's Article 50,require Congressional approval

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To adapt the old protest song: We Shall OverTrump!

[Mark Halper @markhalper]

If we all unplug for 24hours, world's energy consumption wud plummet for day as IQ,sanity spike sky-high.This msg brought 2u by the Internet